SCLane2005

272 pts ยท July 21, 2012


Who else reads "shot" in a headline and interprets "killed"? I found out he lived and was so angry at myself for jumping to that conclusion

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Why did they use a stock photo of porn star Connie Carter?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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I thought for sure that the small housing places were slave camps or something bad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im living fast and loose baby!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So when is the best time to avoid arguments and when is the best time to get laid?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was an unrelated car accident that shut down 95. Just before exit 64, saw it leaving work that day. 95 would be the long way anyhow.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I dont think thats her. Her hair isnt that dark.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone crys. Do these things poke you in the eye?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big ballin in his air force ones!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correction, try to kill it. That stuff is ruthless.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We kill it every chance we get. It will dominate all other trees if we didnt.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it also functions with pokemon go, hot damn! I want one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Im about to have an anurism from laughing so hard at the head slapping one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how cops should reach their ticket quota.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I buy them for my son now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came to the comments looking for the comment about looking for the comment about looking for this in the comments.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This looks like my two girls. They would do that same type of shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did her on his birthday.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anus Tart?

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I bet his wife is a fan of his talent.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best game hands down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He stole a gangster's chain and was bragging about it. Then he spent the rest of the episode paranoid jumping at backfireing cars etc.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, its that surfer that we thought died in the rocks! He was alive the whole time!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to look at the account name to make sure this wasnt me. Exact same story. Good luck! Let us know how it goes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im not so sure they're friends..

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What did you do at your previous job?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

236, is that hotel zaza in dalas?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I can has some?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0