21685 pts ยท January 21, 2015
I like pizza
Can confirm, am currently surrounded by the Trumpet army
This reminds me of Happy Gilmore.
I'm pretty sure he set the record for largest walmart purchase ever, it was like $75,000.
I need some deep charring
Ha, jokes on you bitch. I wear the same 5 shirts every week and 2 of them are identical. I do not give a flying fuck about how I look or if someone says something about my clothes.
I got mine in February, used to flip flop all night and my wife would kick me because I wasn't breathing. Now she worries because I sleep like I am dead in a coffin, I do not move at all. Last week or so I have slept like shit because I was sick and not wearing it, so must be helping when I do use it
I'm really sad I don't see the Michael Scott PARKOUR! Gif
We have multimillion dollar medical device packaging machines at work that still run on WinXP
#1 I would buy my wife's small business from her for $100million.
My wife and I do this all the time.
For some reason I read that as Toronto tomato and was very confused by this new phrase and seriously questioned what goes down in Toronto.
Aloe Vera cools the burning.
What if I have 7. one from every previous phone, still in original box somewhere in this house... just in case I need it.
That looks like a really good back cracking for me... lm gonna try it, wish me luck
Wireless data connection...tracks usage and "allows for quicker, more accurate diagnosis and troubleshooting." Or so they told me
Same, my insurance will pay for mine as long as I use it for at least 30 consecutive nights within the first 90 days, minimum 4hrs per night.
I turned her devil box into a devil tunnel......
At this point that ship is sinking from the weight
I was gonna say this but I didn't want anyone to know I have been to Cleveland.
None of those crappy things. I would use a TUL BP3 Blue Fine Tip ballpoint pen. I really, really wish I could find blue fine point again.
You aren't supposed to eat it, it keeps the middle slices from drying out quickly then the ends sit on the counter for a few weeks and mold.
I've heard s lot of people say you shouldn't use high heat on cast iron. For CI medium is high and low is medium.
I have 3 laundry baskets full of clean clothes sitting in my closet right now... and I do laundry every week so I guess I haven't folded clothes in 3 weeks
I call that the poo damn. Like those videos of the spillway being open for the first time in 30 yrs. Solid object slowly oozes out then it increases in speed until finally it is straight water gushing put at high speed.
I make hot dog chili quite often, actually I usually make a big batch and potion and freeze it. My hot dog chili is based on a local variation and it has a lot of clove in it. You should try that sometime. The basic recipe is onion, beef, ketchup, paprika, chili powder, clove, hint of mustard, water and thickened with flour slurry... although I might be forgetting something
#44 are those jongs or a jeankini?
#5 took me a while to figure out it those were cargo ships or little boats.
The only thing that concerns me is when grown men pull their pants down to their ankles to piss at a urinal.
I know a guy who got a prosthetic arm after a work injury, electric utility worker. His new handshake was a bit stronger than it needed to be. He at least went for the hand crusher 5000, possibly more. 5/7 would recommend.
I didn't know armadillos were hairy...
Can confirm, am currently surrounded by the Trumpet army
This reminds me of Happy Gilmore.
I'm pretty sure he set the record for largest walmart purchase ever, it was like $75,000.
I need some deep charring
Ha, jokes on you bitch. I wear the same 5 shirts every week and 2 of them are identical. I do not give a flying fuck about how I look or if someone says something about my clothes.
I got mine in February, used to flip flop all night and my wife would kick me because I wasn't breathing. Now she worries because I sleep like I am dead in a coffin, I do not move at all. Last week or so I have slept like shit because I was sick and not wearing it, so must be helping when I do use it
I'm really sad I don't see the Michael Scott PARKOUR! Gif
We have multimillion dollar medical device packaging machines at work that still run on WinXP
#1 I would buy my wife's small business from her for $100million.
My wife and I do this all the time.
For some reason I read that as Toronto tomato and was very confused by this new phrase and seriously questioned what goes down in Toronto.
Aloe Vera cools the burning.
What if I have 7. one from every previous phone, still in original box somewhere in this house... just in case I need it.
That looks like a really good back cracking for me... lm gonna try it, wish me luck
Wireless data connection...tracks usage and "allows for quicker, more accurate diagnosis and troubleshooting." Or so they told me
Same, my insurance will pay for mine as long as I use it for at least 30 consecutive nights within the first 90 days, minimum 4hrs per night.
I turned her devil box into a devil tunnel......
At this point that ship is sinking from the weight
I was gonna say this but I didn't want anyone to know I have been to Cleveland.
None of those crappy things. I would use a TUL BP3 Blue Fine Tip ballpoint pen. I really, really wish I could find blue fine point again.
You aren't supposed to eat it, it keeps the middle slices from drying out quickly then the ends sit on the counter for a few weeks and mold.
I've heard s lot of people say you shouldn't use high heat on cast iron. For CI medium is high and low is medium.
I have 3 laundry baskets full of clean clothes sitting in my closet right now... and I do laundry every week so I guess I haven't folded clothes in 3 weeks
I call that the poo damn. Like those videos of the spillway being open for the first time in 30 yrs. Solid object slowly oozes out then it increases in speed until finally it is straight water gushing put at high speed.
I make hot dog chili quite often, actually I usually make a big batch and potion and freeze it. My hot dog chili is based on a local variation and it has a lot of clove in it. You should try that sometime. The basic recipe is onion, beef, ketchup, paprika, chili powder, clove, hint of mustard, water and thickened with flour slurry... although I might be forgetting something
#44 are those jongs or a jeankini?
#5 took me a while to figure out it those were cargo ships or little boats.
The only thing that concerns me is when grown men pull their pants down to their ankles to piss at a urinal.
I know a guy who got a prosthetic arm after a work injury, electric utility worker. His new handshake was a bit stronger than it needed to be. He at least went for the hand crusher 5000, possibly more. 5/7 would recommend.
I didn't know armadillos were hairy...