RustBeard16

21685 pts ยท January 21, 2015


I like pizza

Can confirm, am currently surrounded by the Trumpet army

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of Happy Gilmore.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure he set the record for largest walmart purchase ever, it was like $75,000.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need some deep charring

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, jokes on you bitch. I wear the same 5 shirts every week and 2 of them are identical. I do not give a flying fuck about how I look or if someone says something about my clothes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got mine in February, used to flip flop all night and my wife would kick me because I wasn't breathing. Now she worries because I sleep like I am dead in a coffin, I do not move at all. Last week or so I have slept like shit because I was sick and not wearing it, so must be helping when I do use it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm really sad I don't see the Michael Scott PARKOUR! Gif

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have multimillion dollar medical device packaging machines at work that still run on WinXP

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I would buy my wife's small business from her for $100million.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife and I do this all the time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For some reason I read that as Toronto tomato and was very confused by this new phrase and seriously questioned what goes down in Toronto.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aloe Vera cools the burning.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I have 7. one from every previous phone, still in original box somewhere in this house... just in case I need it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like a really good back cracking for me... lm gonna try it, wish me luck

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wireless data connection...tracks usage and "allows for quicker, more accurate diagnosis and troubleshooting." Or so they told me

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, my insurance will pay for mine as long as I use it for at least 30 consecutive nights within the first 90 days, minimum 4hrs per night.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I turned her devil box into a devil tunnel......

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At this point that ship is sinking from the weight

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say this but I didn't want anyone to know I have been to Cleveland.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None of those crappy things. I would use a TUL BP3 Blue Fine Tip ballpoint pen. I really, really wish I could find blue fine point again.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You aren't supposed to eat it, it keeps the middle slices from drying out quickly then the ends sit on the counter for a few weeks and mold.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I've heard s lot of people say you shouldn't use high heat on cast iron. For CI medium is high and low is medium.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have 3 laundry baskets full of clean clothes sitting in my closet right now... and I do laundry every week so I guess I haven't folded clothes in 3 weeks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call that the poo damn. Like those videos of the spillway being open for the first time in 30 yrs. Solid object slowly oozes out then it increases in speed until finally it is straight water gushing put at high speed.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I make hot dog chili quite often, actually I usually make a big batch and potion and freeze it. My hot dog chili is based on a local variation and it has a lot of clove in it. You should try that sometime. The basic recipe is onion, beef, ketchup, paprika, chili powder, clove, hint of mustard, water and thickened with flour slurry... although I might be forgetting something

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#44 are those jongs or a jeankini?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 took me a while to figure out it those were cargo ships or little boats.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing that concerns me is when grown men pull their pants down to their ankles to piss at a urinal.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who got a prosthetic arm after a work injury, electric utility worker. His new handshake was a bit stronger than it needed to be. He at least went for the hand crusher 5000, possibly more. 5/7 would recommend.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know armadillos were hairy...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0