6055 pts ยท August 28, 2011
I don't whore for upvotes. I beg. Please upvote my posts...
Security guard is totally grinning
The Chicago Bears.
Citizen Vagina
"new"
Titties and kitties? Have an upvote!
The puffin seems to mostly attract everyone who disagrees with the stated opinion...almost every time.
It was probably budding.
You can feel it? The force is strong with this one.
It's not like the business owners are being forced to become gay.
How long do you need to sit to become president for four terms?
You're not sorry... ;)
Hi, do you know how I can get this stain out of my shirt? She said "yes"!
I feel bad for her. She missed a high c that would have tied it up and sent it to overtime.
Whoever wrote that must have really long arms.
Leela: "Bender, are you jacking on in there?" Bender: No! Don't come in!
I was actually expecting the remote to be in its paw.
Wow, it's not even noon where I am and already I've seen enough Internet for one day.
At least she recognizes herself as "being" hashtag one and not "owning" hashtag one.
Tyrion's confession was better.
The signs not a urinal!? Good thing that arrow is pointing to the drain.
"Unpopular" "opinion"
It sure is to all those liquor bottles.
Without the comma it means that you shouldn't swipe right if you're on Tinder wasting your time.
It should be, "...please don't sweep right, because you're..." There's a different meaning without the comma.
It's actually the British spelling of defense.
Pffft. I do.
"She eats her corn one by one, but with her peas, she scoops 'em."
Unfortunate first name is unfortunate.
numberplease
Body transformation challenge?
Security guard is totally grinning
The Chicago Bears.
Citizen Vagina
"new"
Titties and kitties? Have an upvote!
The puffin seems to mostly attract everyone who disagrees with the stated opinion...almost every time.
It was probably budding.
You can feel it? The force is strong with this one.
It's not like the business owners are being forced to become gay.
How long do you need to sit to become president for four terms?
You're not sorry... ;)
Hi, do you know how I can get this stain out of my shirt? She said "yes"!
I feel bad for her. She missed a high c that would have tied it up and sent it to overtime.
Whoever wrote that must have really long arms.
Leela: "Bender, are you jacking on in there?" Bender: No! Don't come in!
I was actually expecting the remote to be in its paw.
Wow, it's not even noon where I am and already I've seen enough Internet for one day.
At least she recognizes herself as "being" hashtag one and not "owning" hashtag one.
Tyrion's confession was better.
The signs not a urinal!? Good thing that arrow is pointing to the drain.
"Unpopular" "opinion"
It sure is to all those liquor bottles.
Without the comma it means that you shouldn't swipe right if you're on Tinder wasting your time.
It should be, "...please don't sweep right, because you're..." There's a different meaning without the comma.
It's actually the British spelling of defense.
Pffft. I do.
"She eats her corn one by one, but with her peas, she scoops 'em."
Unfortunate first name is unfortunate.
numberplease
Body transformation challenge?