Runnerdent

243 pts ยท December 15, 2017


If you are in Portland come and fight me!!

The part on immigration is on point tho, very greedy piece of shit. Which causes insanely problematic circumstances for Americans everywhere. It's kind of tragic that this could be solved so easily, by deporting him from a cannon into the sun.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if he writes it down otherwise he's just fucking around.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My phone did not come with QR recognition so I had to download a QR app. I can really recommend it. It translates the QR code into flat text so it shows you the URL or what purpose it serves.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I a very affectionate cat that sticks to you like velcro.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it was rarely eaten and used to keep cold chambers cool year round. Or used to churn ice cream.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No you are right, knowing about it has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence. Only by looking how someone is solving a problem or gaining knowledge to solve said problem is a very good indicator of intelligence.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would not be able to resist to bury my face in that fluffy tummy. Would probably get mauled but it will be worth t

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That trainwreck has become a place for people who like to hunt for clues as why the story is fake. It's unbelievable what people come up with. You can win the sub Reddit if you manage to fool everyone with the most crazy shit.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't know, I canimagine it's pretty easy to get a consistent amount of hate mail and dick pics on a daily basis.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always liked cock..but I am not attracted to men. And then there was a very happy solution for me.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And he blesses us with his yearly Christmas meme.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What? I thought we elected him as president of the internet?. I know I voted for him.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm just saving them up for the next apocalypse/epidemic

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People are much more whimsical than they like to admit.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

History thought us that every nation has it's tipping point and that is usually accelerated by pooling our miseries.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#36 just having a nice sit while waiting for the bus. Learning driver passes by and speeds up at the last moment, taking a short flight over the roundabout. Cant imagine the stress and regret the instructor had for not paying attention.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh he has a wonderful smile!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh god no, now that earth sandwich is ruined.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah if only...it was always a one way street with my sweet boy. Even more rare when he came sitting on my lap but of course only after he was wet from rain.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree, I did look down upon it until I found out that my hairdresser was one of "those" people, pierced the ears of their baby as well. But they are such wonderful and loving parents that I realised I was being condescending and it was such a trivial thing to be upset about. There are a million more things that are much more problematic.
The only time it becomes a problem is when parents make fun of it and their own kids pick it up.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ignore all other advice and try to go to sleep. You will feel like shit when you wake up but the worst effects will be worn off.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even the hissing can't hide that they are so cute.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read the name so often and yet..it never sticks Thomasson or something like that, couldn't remember it even if my life would depend on it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 would this indicate that they will eventually evolve to have vocal chords and thus we would be able to converse with them?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm absolutely floored that the Onion made a straight up non satirical news article about this.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the face of a cat determined to bring Russia on its knees.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's kinda nice to to be acknowledged for the power of wrecking civilizations, I'm gonna use that as a flex.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31 I should buy a 3d printer for a fitting ;) lens cap.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0