My victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes I take what you love, and leave you in tears I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames I bring poverty, sickness and death A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth I answer your prayers for greed and lust More than evil, I laugh at your trust I am more powerful than all the armies of the world I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath Evil, more evil than violence Violent, more violent than death Deadly, more deadly than man I am yeah, yeah, I'm evil I am
#50 Yes cause fuck the sun, fuck the heat. I am tired of being hot and sweaty constantly. I crave the darkness.
#38 I'm never getting married or having kids but beyond that I'm so numb with indifference at this point with society and the world in general aeound me that I probably would still eat there cause fuck it, why not enjoy something tasty while I wait for the inevitable collapse of society as we know it and we're all forced to eat each other to survive anyway.
#1 I have sciatica. This hits a little too close.
#19 Andthis is why I want nothing to do with relationships, even the stuff on the "this" side just sound exhausting to me. I found I like the low-energy comfort of being single, wish I would have discovered I liked it 15 years ago but alas, here we are.
#4 I genuinely don't know what the point of living is anymore when I read shit like this
#39 literally me
Also valid
#16 Neither, I'm the ADHD who procrastinated because he couldn't focus on shit and never did anything and now needs to have a youtube video playing on one monitor, a video game on the other and a discord voice call going just to focus on a single thing.
#3 sir/madam I believe you just love women. Which is valid.
Wait, you guys can't take off your legs?
#1 this is where I officially became old because I don't know what the fuck this Hawk Tuah meme is and I don't care to know.
#39 this is painful because it is 100% something I would do cause I have all the social awareness of a goddamn cactus
#45 This is probably why I can't stand Pink Floyd, I don't smoke weed or do any drugs.
#21 1999 is the only home I have.
#14 I am most of my friends' IT guy, most of the time I don't mind though
#12 Weed smells like fermented asshole, idk how anyone stands the stink of that shit
#35 I'm 29 have have a crush on a woman who is 21 years older than me. Definitely a mental illness.
I mean, she is imo so yeah :p
#31 I want this but all my friends are guys and I don't really like penis so...
#7 I am literally too autistic to communicate normally so I pretty much communicate in 98% discord emotes
#9 This is why I would never want to be a woman for more than a day. I could not handle having a period. I admit it.
Oh and a lot of the messages I between images reminded me of her too.
I wonder if you are my ex, this seems like a lot of memes my ex would post.
#6 I wanted a lot of sex when I was a teenager. But at 29 I just want naked cuddles and kissing...Sadly I am alone.
TheActMan has some of the worst gaming takes I've ever heard, no surprise his irl takes also suck
#9 STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOOOP I'M 29 STOP REMINDING ME!!!
#22 imma keep it a buck with y'all. I kind of forgot covid and the vaccine were a thing for awhile till now.
#9 "you got games on yo phone?"
I was very VERY unwell from ages 14 till about 22-23, I'm still unwell but not as much
#24 I am also a nonbreeding adult, not by my choice tho