Drunk guy at the bar is humping a stuffed animal

5 years ago | 36 0

My grandmother passed away this year. I kept a voicemail of her singing and I know I’m gonna cry a lot on my birthday when I listen to it.

5 years ago | 2 0

My grandmother passed away this morning. She always had these. I miss her more than I can express. But this brought a smile to my face.

6 years ago | 11 0

Google Indian rhinoceros aka Rhinoceros unicornis

7 years ago | 7 0

Saw this movie. But it was Tim Allen and a sleigh instead...

8 years ago | 197 0

I got up last night to go pee and walked back in my room to my dog peeing on my carpet. Why doesn't she love me?

8 years ago | 22 1

Thank you!! Should've done that

8 years ago | 1 0

The best part about #38 is the girl who retweeted that is named Annie but you cut that off.

8 years ago | 364 9

Where are the other parts of her body?

8 years ago | 14 0

Too fat for this magic

9 years ago | 38 0

My younger sister is dragging a poor fish behind her boat. The one she caught for 6.5 yrs. I wanna punch her in the tit for being a dick

9 years ago | 644 6