Ruffleduk

597 pts · October 1, 2016


Oh nice tip that works for me too

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

His helmet fell off!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“If you are old enough to carry a dildo, you are old enough to be fucked by one.”

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Stuck in the middle with you.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t think anyone is too thrilled if they have suicidal thoughts. But I’m glad he made it through. He’s a genius.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I did a poo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Zitty Tippers

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Goat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we lost him. Coolsa hombilanghe

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Well there were quite a few giggles and laughs of anticipation when he said that so I think that is more valuable than a murmur of agreement

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are envious of his fans

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

If anyone gives you money in return for doing work then that is considered income, which is taxable.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It’s like when a dog knows it’s done something wrong. He’s cowering after abandoning the umbrella.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Say he sleeps 5 hrs per day, so he has 19 hrs or 68,400 secs of prayer time. He would have to say a prayer every 22.8 secs to fit 3000 in.

5 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

I have similar pictures outside of Tesco’s

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was asking for it, right?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

When you use them in the off hand you push the blades apart so they are not in contact as they slide past each other. Hook your thumb to fix

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or they are very tiny, one of those

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, so we can determine that the bather must have a lot of mass in order for the water to be displaced enough to cover them

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ooh, Matron!

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

A person who chooses to be skeptical about proof and facts is not a true scientist. All science is testable and verifiable by anyone.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Carry an old blunt spoon, it’s slower

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awwww bless

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah me neither. And I’ve really given it some thought but just nothing. Nothing at all.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plane?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Displace to datplace.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0