Rottsky

680 pts ยท January 13, 2014


My parents heard Studio Ghibli films were great with kids, so they picked the first one they found. It was Princess Mononoke. I was 8.

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

That little smirk at the end- "Heh, not too shabby. Nice job Doc."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You actually blacked out his name. Your composure in the face of douchebaggery is truly remarkable.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ease up there, you've only seen this one bird-skull man. You have no idea, he might just be the Ryan Gosling of bird-skull men.

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

(2) is technically murder too, since there are a crapton of plant pokemon. I mean jesus, you can't take 5 steps without squishing a Roselia.

11 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

That was beautiful. Like a new sport of synchronized aerial flopping.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Never mind, saw the post explaining it just a few clicks down. Ignore my outstanding incompetence.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Just checking, did anyone else notice the new loading screen for logging on to imgur is that nifty circle graphic that was on front page?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This pun's a good start.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HHNNNGGG GOD YES

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Gotta say, Karma is possibly the best name I've ever heard for a K9. It just works on so many levels, y'know?

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Do you know how old this comic is? That kernel's hasn't dealt in years. He's got a job now, as an accountant. He has a FAMILY, DAMMIT.

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

We are alike, you and I

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Buddy, he came all over this day.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Eh? My comment? Oh, no. I take my automatic de-upvote off all my stuff Sorry to deceive you. Anyway, feel free to take your upvote back.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

April Nutella-coated-guilt

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Prepare yourself. This is only the first raindrops of the coming flood of upvotes.

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

And so the hunter becomes the hunted.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real life snipers can get a headshot in those 14 hours. I cannot.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that mean I can say anything on this image and stay at neutral?... I tazed a sea turtle as it was laying eggs. I'm so sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 13

Also, if you just scanned all his comics out of a book, it would just make frontpage too easy, y'know? Like shooting fish in a barrel.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost every Gary Larson comic is front page material, but he tried to politely tell us not to post his stuff. Let's try to respect that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ooh, look! It's a nice person on the internet! Be quiet or you'll spook it. Just watch... Ah. There it goes. What a special moment.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

FUN FACT my life is living hell now until everything's dead again.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I just watched a man condemn himself to a living hell for upvotes.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... You did not lie. Unfortunately.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You know what they say- "A friend in need is an easy target"

12 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 1

Not for us it isn't. I get cold easy, so I usually go around in a dark jackets. And my shoes are exceptionally quiet. It's a bad combo.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite immortal. It's kinda like making an engine that'll never die- the rest of the car can fall apart while the engine keeps going.

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

completelyseriouscomics.com in case you need a source for whatever reason

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0