RothChizzle

17383 pts · January 12, 2013


I like cake, dogs, and kittens! I study and read law in law school because I hate the idea of having free time.

The Judas Contract movie version was pretty decent.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Combine that with the fact that we've been systematically undermining teachers for decades now and the teach would probably lose his job.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When I worked at McDonald's they fired a guy who had to go to the bathroom with diarrhea. He tried to call off first. Fuck McDonald's.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they beat the pants off of us in crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that part confused me. That and the PhD; pretty sure dentistry is a medical field.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

The flooding in Florida is so bad that Aquaman lives there now?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a citizen of the great commonwealth of Kentucky, let me just say: Thank God for Florida.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Best of luck on the bar, OP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a whole server farm?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Damn we got here fast!"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Banned backpacks and didn't even think to tell parents? Who the fuck is running that school, retarded chimpanzees?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to take a group of kids to see the Emoji movie as part of our community service initiative. I wanted to shoot myself. Sony Studios sucks

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rosebud was the father of all the people on the island.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You lot are the biggest waste of tax payer money in American history. It hurts me to look at you." My brother's drill sergeant (allegedly).

8 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

From the same: “Is that breaking news? Because I was just kind of making that up, I don’t know.”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but for the weirdest reason I ALSO felt back for his psycho ex-wife. Bitch fucked A Million Ants. Literally had ants in her vagina.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Pokemon is a passing fad. No one will remember it in ten years." - some loser in 1999 that no one remembers.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

She's saying that your dick is just what she's looking for. Roll with it dude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion: JK Rowling is right, Snape's motivations don't magically make him a good person who was misunderstood.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like that guy that ran a car into a crowd of people? Fuck that guy.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

My money is on everyone dying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why I constantly sabotage my own finances.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

as awful as they are are making a ton of money. Plus, Affleck himself has stated in since that article that he loves being Batman. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll forgive me if I don't put too much stock in a second hand source from the Hollywood rumor mill. Fact is those movies 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doggo used "Intimidate." It had no effect!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you give the gorilla weapons? He's a god damn gorilla.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly you've never been drunk.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You got a source on that champ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It gets more insane when you remember Geoff Johns is co-chair of the entire DC Films project.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Assuming the humans are naked and unarmed? More than three.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0