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But Joseph and Mary, don't you want to be independently wealthy?
Either that's a full body squirrel condom or some female squirrel is going to be very sore tomorrow.
MRW I see a gif of a guy getting pegged in usersub.
My girlfriend’s reaction when she’s ovulating.
"We're tough and this too will pass." -my 73 year old mom.
Redneck TV tray
When the gif and ad are perfectly matched...fatty.
This thought is going to make the next 4 years a little less unbearable.
Do you have an unwanted pregnancy? Try this.
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
They're not the smartest knives in the drawer...
MRW I'm in the hospital with a 9mm kidney stone and the doctors are waiting until next week to remove it.
I can't even...
Out of Touch Mom is out of touch.
This is Sasha. The livestock guardian at the farm where I volunteered.
What year is it ?
I discovered this relic of an ancient civilization in my neighborhood today.
I-10 north of Galveston Bay before and after Harvey
Pets > Breasts (on here)
"But sir, don't you want eternal life?"
I was trying to think of a title while looking this. But had a seizure instead.
Why isn't there a People of Walmart reality show?
How to make a cat
Best vacation advertisement ever!
MRW I look at the front page to cheer myself up on July 29th
Shitmas, also known as July 29th.
Life Goals
I yam what I yam.
May the yin and yang be with you. And also with you.
Obligatory "We get it...."
I'm helping
MRW when people won't shut up during The Force Awakens.
Push it out, shove it out, waaaaay out. Happy 29th.
Not a selfie.
Wilbur the Magnificent wishes you a merry Christmas.
Get some! Get some!
A campaign I can get behind.
Tell me I'm pretty.
[Insert title about online dating}
Ridiculously Photogenic Kitten
...bears, and Battlestar Galactica
When the bills aren't just right.
MRW I've drank 3 shots of Katz's High Octane 103+ coffee brewed in an AeroPress with filtered water that's been heated to 220° F
Good Guy Company + Scumbag Company = Even Steven Company
For this holiday trend, I give you my submission to r/prettygirlsuglyfaces
So Sayeth the Shepherd. So Sayeth the Flock.
When you are offended: please fill this out this form, roll lengthwise into a cylinder, and insert it into your anus.
A campaign that I can get behind.
There is a middle ground.
Please. Don't do that.
For my dad's 70th bday, I cooked a leg of lamb with mint jelly like his Irish grandma used to make him.
Came across this while looking up oatmeal recipes.
Crown me, tiny peasant, for I am your king.
For my cake day, I give you a the first image I favorited on my old (banned) account
Ominous title foreshadowing a sob story and repost.