Romansanders

1036 pts ยท November 21, 2012


I once had a dream that my father didnt die when I was 11

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You're gonna be the one that saves me

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That's what she said

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Shallow fry them in a pan with oil for a few minutes. They're perfect

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks great. Can't download in the UK though ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Playing with your little man in front of the mirror

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Tea fiddy

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And tyre

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It is not real

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

A sign in my gym says "if you're too weak to put your weights back, ask a girl from reception"

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Did you not read the meme? Nobody cares.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In Britain we call them "mange tout"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Exact same thing happened to me about a year ago, just after I moved away from my crush. Heartbroken.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These points are all moo. You know, like a cow's opinion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*downvoted. How do you delete a comment on mobile?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if this was a man it would be down ores within seconds

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

And yet photos of beautiful men get down voted to oblivion

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not a fuckup. I'm sorry this is happening to you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This specifically contradicts the publicly stated privacy policy on Apple's website. The data is not sold anywhere, to anyone, ever.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's their *ahem* erogenous zone

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Likely to be an AirPort Express. They can connect to your network over Ethernet or WiFi and have 3.5mm audio out.

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Same with the Oscars

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Rest your keys on the TP when it's in the holder. When cat grabs it the keys will fall and make a noise. Cats hate bad noises and will learn

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

British English

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Trent is a river in England

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Dennis is what we call a "power bottom"

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I bet of all the things that kitten expected to see in the box... a tortoise and its habitat was not even close.

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Arancini

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There's an episode of Six Feet Under where a guy gets caught like that. Nasty.

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