Rocketchap

36924 pts · October 2, 2014


Wot eh, Squiffy! Top hole: bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-yer-father. Hairy blighter dickie-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie!

You had one shot to say, "Ain't she a butte"

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Bonfire mimics" were in Final Fantasy XII, as crystal mimics. Save crystals healed you, so you'd often find one when you were real hurt...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a painting very similar to this, and I'd be glad to own this one, too

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shame on you all. How dare you condone this fascist tripe. This isn't even a joke, this is just naked incitement.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

Imgur is always retarded politically, but this is what we're doing now? Just straight up endorsing political violence? Go back to Nuremberg!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I know you probably don't but I always imagine you doing these inspections in a top hat and tailcoat.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*frustrated barking* <>

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*coughing on the ground, bleeding out* "Sammy, with my last breath, I implore you: trick a bunch of Internet dipshits into copying me lol."

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There were twenty rings in the rhyme because originally Sauron planned to recover them all and wear one on all his fingers and toes

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Get a load of this n'wah

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

"Are you running coke across the border for cheeseburgers again, Joaquín?" "A man's gotta eat."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a building on corner in a city in a land in a place they call the Planet Earth; my orders are to sit here and watch the world go by

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aha, was gonna post it if someone else hadn't.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Fire fades, and the Lords go without thrones

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

THE LORDS GO WITHOUT THRONES

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd heard the awful robots girl got married, but I'd never seen the groom

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an incredibly.elaborate theory that Eric Clapton is/was possessed by the same Blues Devil as Robert Johnson was. The signs are there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure this isn't Aquanox 3?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a stout

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forget that, hire the guy who built that ramp! Compact, lightweight, indestructible.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

We have no idea what the uninfected life cycle of the insect might be like. It might be said not to exist anymore. Species-wide infestation.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This gets to the heart of what really matters: making robots more affordable.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

She gave him her ZIP code. Playing hard to get, I guess.

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

^^^ Underrated comment

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come to think of it, that was also in Falkreath, like this one. Maybe we should give Falkreath a good once-over, just in case?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw this once. Guard jumps off, turns to me, and says, "Got to thinking: maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and just don't know it!" Maybe so, man.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Bill! How's life after the circus?" "I'm a CPA now!" "Oh, wow! I'm moving up in the brokerage."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tha whole tiddy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bandito Gatito

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0