401 pts ยท April 21, 2017
Instant karma gonna get ya
Hey, he stole my bag! And he's getting away!
Razer sucks. I threw that crap away when they wanted more privileges on my PC than I felt comfortable giving out.
I'd say kill it with fire.
So ... I can use these for writing software?
No GWAR mosh pit?
Sometimes you take the nap, sometimes the nap takes you.
Too late for Isadora Duncan ...
What's a necktie?
Anyone who does that kind of stretching: ballerinas, figure skaters, gymnasts, etc.
It's not. A physical therapist I know said they have real problems as they get older.
So nobody's wearing hearing protection?
Cats' pupils dilate when they're about to attack. Beware!
Here, smell my butt ...
So many web crimes have been perpetrated in the name of graphic design that I guess Satan's first name must be Art.
On occasion I've found such a lame-brained bug that I marvel at how the code ever could have worked at all ...
Fun fact: Atropos was one of the Fates in Greek mythology, the one who cut your thread of life.
In other words, China, not Vietnam.
Because Fox News
I worry about deeper things, like how much freakin' time I spend on this site ...
Little-known fact: The Warriors film was based on Anabasis by Xenophon, his recounting of a Greek mercenary army's escape from Persia.
Well, you're certainly wrong about how to use commas ...
It must be nice to be so easily amused ... oh wait, I'm here on Imgur, so carry on!
It is: The real text is Carthago delenda est
Except the single-spout models allow you to have NO hot water if that is your wish.
What, no dog tax?
Nevah!
If there's anything I hate, it's getting punked in bed.
Instant karma gonna get ya
Hey, he stole my bag! And he's getting away!
Razer sucks. I threw that crap away when they wanted more privileges on my PC than I felt comfortable giving out.
I'd say kill it with fire.
So ... I can use these for writing software?
No GWAR mosh pit?
Sometimes you take the nap, sometimes the nap takes you.
Too late for Isadora Duncan ...
What's a necktie?
Anyone who does that kind of stretching: ballerinas, figure skaters, gymnasts, etc.
It's not. A physical therapist I know said they have real problems as they get older.
So nobody's wearing hearing protection?
Cats' pupils dilate when they're about to attack. Beware!
Here, smell my butt ...
So many web crimes have been perpetrated in the name of graphic design that I guess Satan's first name must be Art.
On occasion I've found such a lame-brained bug that I marvel at how the code ever could have worked at all ...
Fun fact: Atropos was one of the Fates in Greek mythology, the one who cut your thread of life.
In other words, China, not Vietnam.
Because Fox News
I worry about deeper things, like how much freakin' time I spend on this site ...
Little-known fact: The Warriors film was based on Anabasis by Xenophon, his recounting of a Greek mercenary army's escape from Persia.
Well, you're certainly wrong about how to use commas ...
It must be nice to be so easily amused ... oh wait, I'm here on Imgur, so carry on!
It is: The real text is Carthago delenda est
Except the single-spout models allow you to have NO hot water if that is your wish.
What, no dog tax?
Nevah!
If there's anything I hate, it's getting punked in bed.