RobOttman

31610 pts · April 10, 2015


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I made terrariums with those in middle school for a science fair project.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LOVE ME!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's still a lot of Waffle Houses. And something to be proud of.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been to 25% of the Waffle Houses in Kansas.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#11 Where's the money, Lebowski??

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I was wondering why that ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the problem isn't that there are too many guns, it's that there's not enough guns?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#32 The Gang Beats the Shit Out of a Robot

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"This isn't heaven! This sucks!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Midnight Run. Fantastic movie!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ME: "Where did I park my car?" BRAIN: "There..." ME: "No, not now!" BRAIN: "...SHE WAS JUST A-WALKIN DOWN THE STREET!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He used a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That must be exhuasting.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Just came from or was on her way to an aerobics class.

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Dr. Nick went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical School, I'm sure he has more than a bachelor's degree!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, 57.39 as a date would be 2/25/1900 9:21:36

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hadn't realized that. Imgur is where I first saw his stuff and I see so much of it in "dumps" I just assumed he was still around. . .

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're saps!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A national international, that one. (Thanks for the correction!)

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

A national treasure, that one.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

@obviousplant is an Imgurian! His/Her stuff is just brilliant.

5 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 2

45% of all people know that, Kent.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to college with him. I think he teaches improv in Atlanta now.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No matter how I rearrange it, I can't understand: a) Why I'm hitting myself b) why I would thank someone for that

5 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Here ya go, kid, get yerself some voter restrictions!"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I'll ride down this path and through that gate." "AIGH! A GATE!"

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