RobMx80

153661 pts · May 25, 2014


Former friend of mine would do penis puppetry.

He would show them the “Hamburger”
If he was sober enough, it would look like a Hamburger.

Most of the time he was so drunk, he was just standing there holding his dick.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah…Trump loves kids.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell it’s got me interested!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We all have it coming.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’ll actually be Christmas Day 2025

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You can sell the box.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Cmon Pookie let’s burn this motherfucker down!!”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish retro boot up screens was a thing they could implement.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clark Kent is Superman???

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom got pregnant at 39. She was surprised, even more so when my twin brother came along too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did up until about 2 years ago…now I barely play. Bought the new God of War and barely touched it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I know is the one time I ate Chik-Fil-A I ended having the worst weekend of my life so far.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Look I think insulin should be free, but $70 doesn’t sound right to me. I need more math.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was the physical stand in for Egon in Ghostbusters afterlife.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 should add..tell the kids to look at the Kangaroo when you see a dog taking a shit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitters full.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s what the executive bathroom is for right?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1998

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I signed up at 17, went to MEPS and everything. I let people talk me out of it. I’ve somewhat regretted it ever since.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No. You still have a chance and you have to fight. For so many who didn’t make it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

See popular actress in a cheeky bikini.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still don’t know how Too Wong Foo:Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar turns out.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like an imposter. I got an interview for department Supervisor…It doesn’t seem real.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kit-Kats tasted better when they came in foil.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder what it’s going to cost to replace the aging gas lines throughout the United States.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to take two and then cover them in ice cream when I worked at McDonald’s.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s the Las Vegas Raiders now. He’s still a fucking moron. They’re gonna be a joke for the next decade. I hope he sells them team.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I regret not asking for that Lego Optimus Prime

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0