153661 pts · May 25, 2014
Former friend of mine would do penis puppetry.He would show them the “Hamburger”If he was sober enough, it would look like a Hamburger. Most of the time he was so drunk, he was just standing there holding his dick.
Nah…Trump loves kids.
Hell it’s got me interested!
We all have it coming.
It’ll actually be Christmas Day 2025
You can sell the box.
“Cmon Pookie let’s burn this motherfucker down!!”
I wish retro boot up screens was a thing they could implement.
Clark Kent is Superman???
My mom got pregnant at 39. She was surprised, even more so when my twin brother came along too.
I did up until about 2 years ago…now I barely play. Bought the new God of War and barely touched it.
All I know is the one time I ate Chik-Fil-A I ended having the worst weekend of my life so far.
Look I think insulin should be free, but $70 doesn’t sound right to me. I need more math.
He was the physical stand in for Egon in Ghostbusters afterlife.
#1 should add..tell the kids to look at the Kangaroo when you see a dog taking a shit.
Shitters full.
That’s what the executive bathroom is for right?
1998
I signed up at 17, went to MEPS and everything. I let people talk me out of it. I’ve somewhat regretted it ever since.
No. You still have a chance and you have to fight. For so many who didn’t make it.
See popular actress in a cheeky bikini.
I still don’t know how Too Wong Foo:Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar turns out.
I feel like an imposter. I got an interview for department Supervisor…It doesn’t seem real.
Kit-Kats tasted better when they came in foil.
Wonder what it’s going to cost to replace the aging gas lines throughout the United States.
We used to take two and then cover them in ice cream when I worked at McDonald’s.
It’s the Las Vegas Raiders now. He’s still a fucking moron. They’re gonna be a joke for the next decade. I hope he sells them team.
I regret not asking for that Lego Optimus Prime
Former friend of mine would do penis puppetry.
He would show them the “Hamburger”
If he was sober enough, it would look like a Hamburger.
Most of the time he was so drunk, he was just standing there holding his dick.
Nah…Trump loves kids.
Hell it’s got me interested!
We all have it coming.
It’ll actually be Christmas Day 2025
You can sell the box.
“Cmon Pookie let’s burn this motherfucker down!!”
I wish retro boot up screens was a thing they could implement.
Clark Kent is Superman???
My mom got pregnant at 39. She was surprised, even more so when my twin brother came along too.
I did up until about 2 years ago…now I barely play. Bought the new God of War and barely touched it.
All I know is the one time I ate Chik-Fil-A I ended having the worst weekend of my life so far.
Look I think insulin should be free, but $70 doesn’t sound right to me. I need more math.
He was the physical stand in for Egon in Ghostbusters afterlife.
#1 should add..tell the kids to look at the Kangaroo when you see a dog taking a shit.
Shitters full.
That’s what the executive bathroom is for right?
1998
I signed up at 17, went to MEPS and everything. I let people talk me out of it. I’ve somewhat regretted it ever since.
No. You still have a chance and you have to fight. For so many who didn’t make it.
See popular actress in a cheeky bikini.
I still don’t know how Too Wong Foo:Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar turns out.
I feel like an imposter. I got an interview for department Supervisor…It doesn’t seem real.
Kit-Kats tasted better when they came in foil.
Wonder what it’s going to cost to replace the aging gas lines throughout the United States.
We used to take two and then cover them in ice cream when I worked at McDonald’s.
It’s the Las Vegas Raiders now. He’s still a fucking moron. They’re gonna be a joke for the next decade. I hope he sells them team.
I regret not asking for that Lego Optimus Prime