Riptickle

4821 pts · October 5, 2017


Rip tickle is my way to let off some steam and share some of my work without the pressures of people knowing who I am and showing up to my house with pitchforks (like last time).

Reminds me of old pictures from when my mom used to think little boys' pants went above the belly button.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The penis mightier than the sword.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like you had about 2 more good rubs before the counter attack.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just noticed going back through old images. There's a 3rd snail - small and dead - attached to Maxie. Snails wild, y'all. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a lobotomy the old fashion way.

8 years ago | Likes 384 Dislikes 0

Do you have to do the “blow in it” trick to get it working?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“When my autism is stressing me out, I just pop in the Ding Ding. It’ll make you sing sing.”

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You played yourself, Tina.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Ted with the clap back. You go, Ted.

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Cathey, Mother of two. Could use a night with the girls, but who has the time?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Okay...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Alabama Values” is just another way to say he’ll pray for people instead of offering any kind of actual help.

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Nothing sets the romantic mood at my home quite like firing up the key grinder.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought ole Jim on the right had socks on with sandals at first. I can't decide if it's better or worse now that I can see the truth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bill Russell after gettin some buckets.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Caption felt like Dr. Suess. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only use heated seats when I’m picking up a pizza and need to keep it warm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Geez, what’s next Santa? Hole in the popcorn box?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else imagine the “haha” as nervous laughter?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You always have to sacrifice one right out of the gate, so they know you’re not overreacting about safety.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I were forced to say something nice about this person, I would say, "He's very alert."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got autographs from Napkintooth AND Chapelbeef? Lucky!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Looks like he’s gonna stand up and throw on a tank top.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The grinning chin thump is my favorite.

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*throws ball in traffic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Brews another pot of coffee

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should've checked their linked in accounts.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

It's pretty amazing that they were able to look at four different cameras at the same time for the photo op.

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