RiftCaster

265 pts ยท June 18, 2016


This is your public profile. Write something about myself!

probably just the fact that he has a black-haired goatee that makes it look like he's doing an :O face at all times

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is a real miracle, how could the little girl know how to smile if she's deaf?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 Please read all the horoscope meanings.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What would a handjob look like?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think throwing that car into a volcano sound like a good idea

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And don't even get me started on the hentai!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever's down there is under a whole load of merde.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how he even stuck his little bill into the holes of the hat, looking for some nectar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this is what our taxes are going to? Totally worth it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another spendulous fact fram Chatting Tanum.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 would still bang

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why don't we need more of actors like these?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"but for now, his name is Crumples" lol'd at that one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right: Bunbun McBunface? Yeah I know the guy, but I ain't telling you bozo's nothing 'bout 'im so scram. Left: He was so young! *cries*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Oh I get it. It's cause he's black.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What about sperm?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Rules to learning English, 1. There awer no rules?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's so cute I just wanna eat him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're like flippin' lemmings!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 I guess that's her o face..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

one standard ballpoint pens-worth

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine if you were their prey. At first you see a wolf and you're like "oh damn." Then you see the bear and think "shit."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Motion is relative. Therefore it technically doesn't even exist!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The story of the hungry hungry imgurpillar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Finishes licking paw* What's this? Another snack? NEEEEEEARRRHGGGGG

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you should try getting the cockatoo down if you can hear it so well..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that said BOIS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey bud! I'm only here to take your soul! Don't worry, it'll hurt a lot. It only happens once anyway..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0