$1675/mo No pets
All hail.
This is the inside of a nozzle of a Tea dispenser at a high-volume branch of a popular fast food restaurant.
I’m pissed.
Fried chicken as fiery explosions.
Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again.
God beat me to the joke.
Life as a delivery driver
Look! It’s the Russians!
Somebody shared an old ad on Facebook.
“Hey, smell this.”
I lost weight.
Kenosha, Wi. So I’m assuming it was alcohol related.
The thirst is real.
The most expensive gas station Cinnamon Roll ever.
This upsets me.
My boss was eating this for breakfast.
Official US policy on mass shootings.
We call her Dorothy “Da Plug”
Moms Birthday Gift vs. Dads
Don’t talk to me or my pupper ever again.
I get to spend the day with this crazy girl tomorrow.
Alex Jones one weakness.
My girlfriend and I made a collage today.
Is my Wisconsin showing?
My bacons keeper
Maggie 12/10. Rambunctious but just wants you to throw the ball.
These Skyrim mods are really getting out of hand.
My favorite shirt.
Wicked lightning over Wisconsin A month or so back.
MMMmmmm.... Jokes.
Sass
If you’re not drinking Whiskey out of the same mug you drank Hot Chocolate out of as a child...
I could live to be 1000
Living in Wisconsin like
We had to make the call, at 10:00am tomorrow, my best friend is leaving the planet.
My cats reflection makes it look like he's an ex-con putting all his old homies on blast on A&E
The most arbitrary speed limit ever.
At 10:00 this morning, the biggest heart ever stopped beating.
How my dog looks at me when I smoke weed.
Car door:1 Me:0
This is my dogs idea of "cuddling."
My favorite day of the year.
Who else has battle scars from school years?
I don't trust this "Davie"
Sometimes you see something on the internet and have to do it in real life.
No fucks given
If you cut my heart into three pieces, those pieces would be named
Owner of a local used car lot posted this today.
Cure for an overlooked burger?
My best friend brought his new dog over.
Been hoarding money for security deposit/first months rent on the new apartment.
Any Port In A Storm
DONT SMOKE IN YOUR HOUSE.