RexSilverback

4919 pts ยท April 12, 2015


Sike! He's been there the whole shift.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True, sadly.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Neverending Story 2 trailer looks great.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had BRSSL SPRT surgery. Scar was much smaller.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get the notion of discounted gloves right tf out of your head, let's just be clear on that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did Sally sell that seashell with the sea salt down by the seashore?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Emus CAN fly." *pulls pin from grenade...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Like, with a tax audit?

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

How do you think he played the guitar so well?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Skip a bit, Brother.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And here I am without a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

5 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Shut your mother fucking butt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hen house is haunted." "What?!" grabs ghost hitting stick. "Hen house. It's haunted."

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Knowing your mother, I'm surprised mine is the only reply. Just kidding! How's your day, buddy?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you too

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought Jaguarundis were what Jaguars wore under their Jagwear. #themoreyouknow

5 years ago | Likes 713 Dislikes 1

Booping the biggest of snoots.

5 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 1

This burn needs aloe.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's one well trained Guinea Pig.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Project Sysiphus.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The paper's in the desert pot.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And, some say, he's still rolling to thisGODDAMMIT someone already posted this comment.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I now know how to Dougie.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People use pigs and dogs to find truffles so what's the problem?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be just me wondering what one could catch from a monkey rubbing its raw anus on your bare leg.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carbonated hotdog water.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoa Nelly!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frens.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0