My favorites are filled with cute animals and anything else I found funny or interesting. Enjoy. Also, and for no reason at all, go hump a cactus.
My favorites are filled with cute animals and anything else I found funny or interesting. Enjoy. Also, and for no reason at all, go hump a cactus.
Damn you could grind meat on those abs.
What's engagement and why do I care about it? Also, I've lived with depression since I was small, and live purely out of spite. If my brain wants me dead, it can get cancer and kill me itself.
Everything in this dump I got from...well...this place. So...*shrug* :D
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A wake. Tell stories and share memories, because those we love live within us as long as we remember them
Morti will always miss her person, just like you will. Time doesn't heal all wounds. It just leaves you with scars. You'll see or hear or smell something, and pain will rush into you like it just happened. The good news is, eventually the pain turns into fond remembrance. Until then, hold tight to the people (and kitties) who miss him too, and talk about the good things and remember the love. *Hug*
That link is to a fake account. The real one is Instagram.com\mika_katana I believe
I heard it as a translation of a Telugu insult that more or less said "I'll plant a mango tree in your mother's pussy and fuck your sister in it's shade"
I have never been to an offshore lighthouse
That's how I ended up with both of my cats. I picked them up at the shelter and they melted into my arms purring up a storm. Both black cats, one domestic short hair and one fluffy boi.
I'd suggest looking into a toy called a cat dancer. It's wire with a twist of cardboard at the end. When it's moving it looks like it's a large bug flying, so a lot of cats go nuts for it
That's a good way to get knocked out
I got to hold a little one at a reptile show, he was smol and very fast so I named him speed noodle. I knew him only for a few minutes but I loved Speed Noodle.
I have lineage on my Pixel, it's great for lots of reasons, but my favorite is DNSnet, to block ads over Wi-Fi and data
The hell is GNU besides a large cattle like mammal?
There's a dude I used to work with that I called bitch pudding lol. Or just pudding in public.
Good damn Maisie is gorgeous
THE SIGN. ON THE BACK OF THE CAR. SAID "CRITTERS. OF. HOLLYWOOD." YOU DUMB FUCK. Best bit besides "no ticket"
I love Appleboom. Sawed off drunken tiddy gremlin ftw
MythOS. It's a five-part series by Kelly McCullough involving the greek pantheon in the present day, featuring a child of the Fates named Ravirn, literally one of my favorite series. Utterly fantastic writing. If you like detective type stuff, try the Nightside series by Simon R Green, and it's kind-of companion series The Secret Histories. All fantastic.
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I cook them starting at one end. What's that make me?
I've seen her other stuff on here and she's super cute, anyone know who she is?
The penguin one is my favorite joke, my version is piney and includes gestures for everything, to further subvert expectations
Oh, she's pretty
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