Returnofbeefsquatch

1301 pts ยท November 20, 2017


I work at a hospital, due to a scheduling error, I end up having to do a weekend shift 24-hours, solo. I was given a $7 food coupon. Real.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

older bro here. convinced younger sis she was adopted. told her my wasabi was guac, she ate it. pretended i was E.T., scared lil bro so bad.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moved out of Fargo last Sept. Can confirm. Got reeeaaal good at shoveling snow 3 feet in front of garage where the plow don't plow.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Boston Forrest Fire

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sigh. I looked. Don't look.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bahaha!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bahaha. Dark humor. I have it too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shant* not want, autocorrect. Me likey.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What. Also, I'm researching all of Workaholics right now on Amazon. But I'd recommend The Expanse, The Office, and UK's "Would I Lie To You"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm overweight, have bad asthma, am allergic to so much in the air. Meds are always $$$. I have begun to think every attack may be my last.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Just lost my in-law to CLL and Neuroplastisis, a kind only 3% of cancer patients get because he was missing a chromosome. Wish u the best.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are definitely overreacting.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

A year ago, i shit myself in my car after driving 8 hours, 15 minutes away from my destination, because i trusted a fart.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Found the pyromaniac!

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

But maybe she let him swab the poopdeck

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2) ...this comment is the best thing right now. I just wrote a letter goodbye to my uncle thousands of miles away. Wish i had read this 1st

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) Had 2 relatives die last year, another one in hospice now and yet another just diagnosed with lymphoma. Rough times, but...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you bud. When i was a kid growing up, top ramen saved me. Now, rice + frozen/canned food + baking from scratch is doing the same. GL!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats me after I eat kale chips and quinoa thanks a WHOLE BUNCH KAREN!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great fucking concept!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which, wait, what?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why lot when few

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Memory is a bitch.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When i was a kid, my best friend Justina had a brain tumor. When they removed it, she had completely forgotten everything including me.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She no longer recognized me. Made me think love is only as real as a persons ability to recall them.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0