Resyp

25168 pts ยท November 15, 2014


Don't tell me what to do!

"Oh no, they heard my story, correlated it with their own memories and shared them with me? What a dick!" That's what it sounds like.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'd argue that you would be self centered if someone adds/commiserates with whatever tale you tell and you find it rude of them to do so.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well if whatever you were saying wasn't so dull I wouldn't have to think about what to say to make the conversation actually fulfilling.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Why order stuff like this when you still live with snoopy parents?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Returning to factory settings requires a large meteor to impact earth

5 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Well the thing is, the memes need to be good to be shared and liked in the first place.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're at 69 so ima let this be. Nice.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Where else would you hold it to avoid getting bit?

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Now? Always has.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

You say zomvie movie, i say it shoulda been on tucker and dale vs evil

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I can't, I'm a dry piece of toast.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How fast would earth need to rotate for us to feel a noticeable difference?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More so goofy than scary lmfao what a shit show of a movie

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 28

She could hold all her spices on that rack

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want it to end too. A big meteor hitting the Yosemite caldera. *blows out candles*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doubt

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly after that new Attenborough documentary on Netflix I've been considering a more plant based diet

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oh nice! Thanks for the heads up

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey guys, my name's Icarus, welcome to Jackass.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Danny Trejo is Danny Trejo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say there sonny, got a joint?

5 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

So.... like a 10$ skeleton?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tribalism of nations is the next hill to get over

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A miserable one at that

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I find it dumb that people get worked up over a word. It's not the word that's the issue, it's the tone and intent.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well the other option is to go postal...i guess i can consider it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really. I get back at them by putting in toilet paper the wrong way. I actually rotate it on a weird pattern to mess with them.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm here with you. Same job here and same reactions.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0