ResoluteDuck

22808 pts ยท December 31, 2015


Does that mean you got bit by a werewolf?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trdelnik is the best!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*China didn't like that*

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wanna fuck that cake

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cup 'n curl

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1. The knife was on the ground, 2. She was the one who called the cops, 3. Go fuck yourself

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Thank you, Wise Crab.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Healthy groceries $100? But what if I want to eat more than twice?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This might be the best thing I've ever seen in my life so far this morning

5 years ago | Likes 479 Dislikes 1

#4 I'll take the dog humping the Keep Off sign because fuck The Man.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the spirit

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Don't feel sorry for them - even knowing they got scammed they still support him.

5 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Damn, my high score is 27

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Well, this will definitely go to SCOTUS where they'll... oh shit.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

President Bartlett said it better

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my weirdest fap this evening

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell me more about this 'banana'

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TWIST HIS DICK!

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It took me 8 seconds to google this and another 32 seconds to link it here and type this out.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And yet they're going to take the House and Senate in 2 yrs because our electoral system is a shit show

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Maybe that's the goal.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And speaking of intelligence, one of us knows the facts and the other repeats Fox News talking points.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When your original comment was meant entirely to troll, it's appropriate.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, I guess that's true if you push it through the back of his skull.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Post Office was profitable until the GOP required it to pre-fund pensions for 75 years. Also, rural US needs it. So go fuck yourself.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought #4 was Albert Einstein for way too long.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2