Remnus

6236 pts ยท May 18, 2016


Isn't there also an episode of the Twilight Zone that had a kid everyone was terrified of because whatever he wanted came true?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Their belt, and anything else in immediate sight near it that can hold up pants.

And before I leave I'm moving their car keys. Not somewhere nefarious, just on the kitchen counter or something. Somewhere likely, but they freakin KNOW they didn't put them there.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually the children's game "Hot Potato" is when kids pass a potato to each other until a rhyme or music ends, and the kid with the potato loses.

This is the Adult version.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#20 I totally get it though. Its been my experience that most places that do online menus treat the QR codes like shit. That's why it's such a pain in the ass.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this point I notice who it is and read them anyway. Dimension is a bullshit artist.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice, lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That water is uncomfortably high, lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 it's the WOOOOOOOOOH Tang Clan

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro that comment about Brian Jacques-style feasting took me back. He wrote food like the cat from Monster Hunter World makes food. Mouth watering detail.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find your lack of LEDs... refreshing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THT is never late, nor is it early; it arrives precisely when it means to.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in the sense that it popped out of the system. It opened from the top like an old CD player or boom box!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, thanks for this. Hadn't had "Robot Apocalypse" on the short list for the end of humanity yet. They gave AI a weapon and the FIRST GODDAMNED THING it realized is that we're a problem.

2 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

#8 So damn cool... I had the one that was shaped like a giant Gameboy! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go take my morning ibuprofen.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 Ngl my immediate response was "damn, dude's looking at Grindr at home with his kids around??" Then I saw the pepper grinder...

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Avocado forks at 3am: *.... I'm RIPE*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I bet it's the only one in the derby that can drift!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Lived with someone for a few years who did this. See the big loops of hair? They like to drag the hair around on the wall.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that in his voice, lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To a crisp, you say?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 We call that New Londo.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Allowed to. Arrives precisely when he's allowed to. Post office I worked at sometimes didn't release us until almost noon.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Fat-like

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

YouTube Dr. Bees

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL Yusuke Urameshi likes to play mad scientist

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 +1, saw dead Lautrec, accidentally woke my wife up by saying "Good... fuck that guy" out loud.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

May I please have one of your copies of this game? Either way, you and OP are the best for doing this kind of thing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a while there I couldn't tell the guy had a beard, and I thought he just had the mightiest chin in existence.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0