RelevantForOnce

42561 pts ยท August 2, 2011


www.AndrewEckel.com

yeah I'll accept Hudson though

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way I found out that the Patriots lost the Super Bowl in 2007 is I was walking in Boston and saw a guy pull over, get out of his car, punch a parking meter, then get back in and drive off.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

In the 90s, The Flaming Lips followed a much more popular act at a festival, so they opened with a cover of The Who's "Baba O'Riley". They say they got to see thousands of people who were leaving turn around and come back.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha you can tell your friend I made it in Photoshop. I did buy a lot of cabbages this year though, that's what made me think of this joke.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you have 500 thousand dollars, you're closer to OWING $999 million than you are to being a billionaire.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's so if you Google "Trump garbage thing" you'll see this instead of results about that speaker at his rally.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

and a presumably active roadway! No good place to land at all. I guess he thought he was going to go WAY farther before landing.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've never felt the urge to strum a bridge before.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember when Vice President Dan Quayle thought the word potato had an E in it, so voters thought he was a dunce?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who didn't know that was possible???

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Precise Atlanta, the anagram lover's Eastern Capital.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's funny because after spending a minute waxing rhapsodic about fuck, he doesn't want to teach her what bio is (biology class). Also if I had asked my parents this question they would've said, "It's a bad word you're not allowed to say ever again." So that's a funny generational difference.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ohhh so it's a PvP zone

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

frontpage synergy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It drives me crazy, people always repeat the ONE part they didn't mumble the first time.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahaha what is that from?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are Cans Ass? Local Bottlers Want To Know! "We're Just Asking Questions!"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

whoa! what the?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ohh! I was seriously confuzled.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boom, the triple deuce.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Player 3 was not expecting to enter the game.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This would have played extremely well in the silent movie era.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(baby Plucky Duck voice) marbles go down the hooooole

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