584 pts · December 17, 2016
Uh oh, spaghetti hoes.
“You mean assistaunt.
It cycles every 100 years or so.
Taking showers all my life living in a town with scale and lime
Nice work man!
0scar
Bhole
Elephant woks through kitchen wall, leaves, dirty dishes.
Maurice is actually Steve Miller’s middle name.
I went there with a friend of mine but didn’t stay long- we were two tired.
Stupid sexy flounders.
Alright I’ll grab this end and you get the other.
Well you’re not out yelling at nurses dressed as gi joe so I already have a high opinion of you.
We are not interesting.
Did you get that thing I sent you?
I hope the Jehovah’s witnesses feel like they’ve made their point.
Same. 5.5 feels like a Prius backed into you at Costco. We don’t have brick buildings here.
They’re already in jail
He wears a respirator mask - https://instagram.com/butch_locsin_from_la?igshid=1ecbf4jq4o0kw
THE TENSION!!!
The quickie mart is -
Jason’s mom has got it going on.
Jesus Christ pooperstar
Slippopotamus.
I am officially lazier than a squirrel.
That's the most businesslike dog paddle I've ever seen.
He probably had a flat top.
Captain's log of the USS Odyssey.
Uh oh, spaghetti hoes.
“You mean assistaunt.
It cycles every 100 years or so.
Taking showers all my life living in a town with scale and lime
Nice work man!
0scar
Bhole
Elephant woks through kitchen wall, leaves, dirty dishes.
Maurice is actually Steve Miller’s middle name.
I went there with a friend of mine but didn’t stay long- we were two tired.
Stupid sexy flounders.
Alright I’ll grab this end and you get the other.
Well you’re not out yelling at nurses dressed as gi joe so I already have a high opinion of you.
We are not interesting.
Did you get that thing I sent you?
I hope the Jehovah’s witnesses feel like they’ve made their point.
Same. 5.5 feels like a Prius backed into you at Costco. We don’t have brick buildings here.
They’re already in jail
He wears a respirator mask - https://instagram.com/butch_locsin_from_la?igshid=1ecbf4jq4o0kw
THE TENSION!!!
The quickie mart is -
Stupid sexy flounders.
Jason’s mom has got it going on.
Jesus Christ pooperstar
Slippopotamus.
I am officially lazier than a squirrel.
That's the most businesslike dog paddle I've ever seen.
He probably had a flat top.
Captain's log of the USS Odyssey.