Redrum6000

584 pts · December 17, 2016


Uh oh, spaghetti hoes.

2 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 2

“You mean assistaunt.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It cycles every 100 years or so.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking showers all my life living in a town with scale and lime

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice work man!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

0scar

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bhole

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephant woks through kitchen wall, leaves, dirty dishes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maurice is actually Steve Miller’s middle name.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I went there with a friend of mine but didn’t stay long- we were two tired.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy flounders.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright I’ll grab this end and you get the other.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well you’re not out yelling at nurses dressed as gi joe so I already have a high opinion of you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We are not interesting.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you get that thing I sent you?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope the Jehovah’s witnesses feel like they’ve made their point.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. 5.5 feels like a Prius backed into you at Costco. We don’t have brick buildings here.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They’re already in jail

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE TENSION!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The quickie mart is -

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Stupid sexy flounders.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jason’s mom has got it going on.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ pooperstar

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slippopotamus.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am officially lazier than a squirrel.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the most businesslike dog paddle I've ever seen.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He probably had a flat top.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Captain's log of the USS Odyssey.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0