RedneckWizard

7899 pts ยท March 16, 2015


Today was a good day.

Is that Eric Clapton's hotel room?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They are if you fucking believe!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What are you a cop?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Get that mussy

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Actually you know what scratch that. Too many notadragqueen posts tell me that they are not better than Children of God and may in fact be worse due to their numbers

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At least they're better than Children of God.. for now

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like a baby's arm holding an apple!

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Well that's great news for diamond dick Rick! Hold on guys I'll go let him know! Rick! Riiiiiick! Guess what you get to do today?!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm an alcoholic and I'm far more worried about the safety of the booze as well

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man that anime and manga are gay as hell. Love them for it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've tried twice to get through it and lost interest both times.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Three times if you have questionable morals

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. No hesitation at all saying it either. Just went straight to using the n-word

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't know what y'all are referencing. Got a link for the uneducated?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuckin yoink

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You animals will get the restroom that you deserve

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Current gas station manager here. Can confirm.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

877-CASHNOW!!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

WebEx wouldn't be so bad if my bosses would just CLEAN UP THEIR FUCKING CALENDARS. I never know what's an actual meeting or a leftover recurring reminder

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And probably accurate!

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Those people are called customers.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck me I thought you were kidding. I had to watch it 3 times to catch em

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thought: this is going to end poorly. Second thought: holy shit they did it. Third thought: why the hell are you poking it more?!

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I mean I wouldn't trust that contractor but also fuck insurance companies

2 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

Damn he dumped you so hard that he died?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Y'know I did not realize that was her in Hilda but now that I think about it I can absolutely hear it

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you bud. Touchy Tucker does free walk-in colonoscopies at my local alleyway!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks man

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0