4242 pts · June 18, 2015
That’s gotta be hard on the girls though, like it’s over and she asks if it’s good - “I can turn water into wine and walk on water” probably means work on that throat game
#10 Sending this to everyone Christmas morning
#42 - every guy who lettered in a country club sport has an ex with a dog who looked like that when she explained why he wasn’t fixed and gets to sleep in the bed.
I knew it. There has been legend told from across the lake of a Magical Land of bountiful beads some the size of grapefruits we called it “El Ballrado” because it surely was a myth!
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Imma look that up right now 🥹. I had a nun in primary school who tried to put holy water in my fruit bowl for snack time, she was convinced I was the Antichrist bc I had lesbian moms and autism. I turned red and started wheezing - turns out I’m horribly allergic to honeydew melon and the whole class called me Damien until high school 🌚
If you think about it though, it would kind of make sense that the Devil would be soo extra that there would be a collection of “limited edition bespoke antichrists” tailored for everyone. Logistically speaking as well, it’s a much different environment for ethereal conception - it used to be an in person visit from an Archangel, now you could probably make a Tinder profile for “birth my Antichrist” and get 20-30 solid hits to do it
I feel like I just read the activation code for a sleeper agent
Poker Face 🤣💀🤣
Thank you for this gem!
That alien jerky goes great with the smoked whitefish eh?
I would love to see Aliens try and invade Northern Michigan or the UP - there are literally more guns than people in most places… unless they shut down the supply of chewing tobacco, but that would just make people angrier
Ummm so you do realize that in this scenario Jesus was literally evicting illegal trespassers in God’s temple, at his instruction, with force. Idiot you just compared ICE to Jesus.
Maximum tip to tip efficiency!!
I think it’s reasonable to assume that Marco Rubio has a favorite scratching post and that a Cruella style owner had him neutered long ago to stop the spraying.
Jay is definitely on some next level Don Quixote shit for the entirety of that movie
I felt all of the semblance of years in this meme as I put on my glasses to see it.
I also choose this guys wife
I call my dog a pizza slut because her legs give out and she piddles when she smells it. Sometimes a word is just spot on for a situation.
The kind of drip that proves you got that dog in you for real
That’s gotta be a two elbow horse
Imagine being in the middle of a multi species gangbang and some giant alien just shows up and starts filming. That’s basically what you did… Please don’t kinkshame the wildlife lol
Why’s he complaining when the rest of us have to pay good money for that???
It reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine and Hans Landa - “I like my Nassies in uniform… so I’m gonna give you somethin you can’t take off”
Not disagreeing on principle. I’ve watched, coached, and participated in hundreds of debates - content wise it was standard against a regular opponent. Never before have I seen someone so thoroughly and expertly get under another person’s skin and make them dance idiotically like last night though.
The biggest thing she proved last night wasn't that she's better or more competent, but how easy he is to manipulate. He behaved like the "bugger kid" in grade school who would eat his own snot if someone said "betcha won't.” I honestly was hoping by the end of it she would say "I can fit my finger further in my butt" and then we would have to proceed to watch him go three knuckles deep trying to find the second bend of his colon.
Starbucks will do anything to get around paying union wages
I love the kid’s DJ equipment getting confiscated at school because it is so American. “Hey Timmy, is that your emotional support gun?” No it’s a DJ kit… “No fuckin way are we allowing you in with that!”
That’s gotta be hard on the girls though, like it’s over and she asks if it’s good - “I can turn water into wine and walk on water” probably means work on that throat game
#10 Sending this to everyone Christmas morning
#42 - every guy who lettered in a country club sport has an ex with a dog who looked like that when she explained why he wasn’t fixed and gets to sleep in the bed.
I knew it. There has been legend told from across the lake of a Magical Land of bountiful beads some the size of grapefruits we called it “El Ballrado” because it surely was a myth!
Imma look that up right now 🥹. I had a nun in primary school who tried to put holy water in my fruit bowl for snack time, she was convinced I was the Antichrist bc I had lesbian moms and autism. I turned red and started wheezing - turns out I’m horribly allergic to honeydew melon and the whole class called me Damien until high school 🌚
If you think about it though, it would kind of make sense that the Devil would be soo extra that there would be a collection of “limited edition bespoke antichrists” tailored for everyone. Logistically speaking as well, it’s a much different environment for ethereal conception - it used to be an in person visit from an Archangel, now you could probably make a Tinder profile for “birth my Antichrist” and get 20-30 solid hits to do it
I feel like I just read the activation code for a sleeper agent
Poker Face 🤣💀🤣
Thank you for this gem!
That alien jerky goes great with the smoked whitefish eh?
I would love to see Aliens try and invade Northern Michigan or the UP - there are literally more guns than people in most places… unless they shut down the supply of chewing tobacco, but that would just make people angrier
Ummm so you do realize that in this scenario Jesus was literally evicting illegal trespassers in God’s temple, at his instruction, with force. Idiot you just compared ICE to Jesus.
Maximum tip to tip efficiency!!
I think it’s reasonable to assume that Marco Rubio has a favorite scratching post and that a Cruella style owner had him neutered long ago to stop the spraying.
Jay is definitely on some next level Don Quixote shit for the entirety of that movie
I felt all of the semblance of years in this meme as I put on my glasses to see it.
I also choose this guys wife
I call my dog a pizza slut because her legs give out and she piddles when she smells it. Sometimes a word is just spot on for a situation.
The kind of drip that proves you got that dog in you for real
That’s gotta be a two elbow horse
Imagine being in the middle of a multi species gangbang and some giant alien just shows up and starts filming. That’s basically what you did… Please don’t kinkshame the wildlife lol
Why’s he complaining when the rest of us have to pay good money for that???
It reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine and Hans Landa - “I like my Nassies in uniform… so I’m gonna give you somethin you can’t take off”
Not disagreeing on principle. I’ve watched, coached, and participated in hundreds of debates - content wise it was standard against a regular opponent. Never before have I seen someone so thoroughly and expertly get under another person’s skin and make them dance idiotically like last night though.
The biggest thing she proved last night wasn't that she's better or more competent, but how easy he is to manipulate. He behaved like the "bugger kid" in grade school who would eat his own snot if someone said "betcha won't.” I honestly was hoping by the end of it she would say "I can fit my finger further in my butt" and then we would have to proceed to watch him go three knuckles deep trying to find the second bend of his colon.
Starbucks will do anything to get around paying union wages
I love the kid’s DJ equipment getting confiscated at school because it is so American. “Hey Timmy, is that your emotional support gun?” No it’s a DJ kit… “No fuckin way are we allowing you in with that!”