59915 pts · July 23, 2013
I'm sorry for whatever I have done to bring you here :/
I bet I could do this forst try.
That's really odd, as I have murdered a number of people in Maryland using my flamethrower and no one has ever said a word to me about it being illegal 😳
For sure it was a better place.
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It's like the film Top Gun is a joke to you.
You rolled 50 so you ended up in the South. Its not too bad though as you live near a Bucees.
Cus you a snack.
Also yes.
Yes.
I don't understand why we don't just nuke them everytime there is a shark attack.
And the helicopter guns efficiency....
Yes, I was close to making it mandatory that all ICE applicants had to pass my gun safety class. The class consisted of me chasing them with a helicopter gun in the new White House ballroom. Only those who survived could be employed. Sadly, the idea fell through due to the rising cost of coffins.
I too enjoy fingering my cosmic butthole before diner. But I still hate Nazis.
Its true, my mayonnaise sex jar was a hand me down from a multi-billion dollar venture between NASA and PROBEE (Public Racey Offworld Beings Extraterrestrial Exploration). Elon is still mad that Xenu of Planet nine gave the jar to me for privatisation. And privatised it I have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Does it have amazing Mexican food, margaritas and Buc-ees? Cus if so I'm visiting.
Totally not okay.
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In my basement.
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It is in no way my fault. There is shortness of orbs. There is no orbs here. My house can not fit six thousand and sixty three orbs. Orbs are not my thing. I have no orbs. I don't even know what orbs for. Please stop asking where orbs are and if I have them. Thanks.
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So true, anus eggs were also so much larger back then and had to be replaced every month. Now they last about 5 years.
I thought they did not pass the sex with mayonnaise test yet, although, AI might be getting close.
What is first, is it blue or orange. I like yellow myself. I don't know th flavours- just colors.
Its like you don't know what an AK is for brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Its true - I just wish mine had less jizz on it.
Probably should.
Look at the arrow.
You know which continent i am on? 0_o
I would greatly appreciate it if this frog could be loaned to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I bet I could do this forst try.
That's really odd, as I have murdered a number of people in Maryland using my flamethrower and no one has ever said a word to me about it being illegal 😳
For sure it was a better place.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejJiMXpwa205eTZ1OW53MzAxOWZvZTVodjdvbXhpdTduYTl6ZzY2cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/rtIPyPZudTXwY/200w.webp
It's like the film Top Gun is a joke to you.
You rolled 50 so you ended up in the South. Its not too bad though as you live near a Bucees.
Cus you a snack.
Also yes.
Yes.
I don't understand why we don't just nuke them everytime there is a shark attack.
And the helicopter guns efficiency....
Yes, I was close to making it mandatory that all ICE applicants had to pass my gun safety class. The class consisted of me chasing them with a helicopter gun in the new White House ballroom. Only those who survived could be employed. Sadly, the idea fell through due to the rising cost of coffins.
I too enjoy fingering my cosmic butthole before diner. But I still hate Nazis.
Its true, my mayonnaise sex jar was a hand me down from a multi-billion dollar venture between NASA and PROBEE (Public Racey Offworld Beings Extraterrestrial Exploration). Elon is still mad that Xenu of Planet nine gave the jar to me for privatisation. And privatised it I have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Does it have amazing Mexican food, margaritas and Buc-ees? Cus if so I'm visiting.
Totally not okay.
YOUWILLSPEAKNOMORE LOFTHEORBS! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjRyem94ODlhM2hybGFoZjZqOWg5azR2NWM4anU5Nms3bHQ1M2p3eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nWUpWVZBTOwmI/200w.webp
In my basement.
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It is in no way my fault. There is shortness of orbs. There is no orbs here. My house can not fit six thousand and sixty three orbs. Orbs are not my thing. I have no orbs. I don't even know what orbs for. Please stop asking where orbs are and if I have them. Thanks.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2szZjZsbXd2a2FibjljODIxZWdsczI3OXJyeW54eTNhazF0cWt4ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM/200w.webp
So true, anus eggs were also so much larger back then and had to be replaced every month. Now they last about 5 years.
I thought they did not pass the sex with mayonnaise test yet, although, AI might be getting close.
What is first, is it blue or orange. I like yellow myself. I don't know th flavours- just colors.
Its like you don't know what an AK is for brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Its true - I just wish mine had less jizz on it.
Probably should.
Look at the arrow.
You know which continent i am on? 0_o
I would greatly appreciate it if this frog could be loaned to me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)