RedStarVidal

59915 pts · July 23, 2013


I'm sorry for whatever I have done to bring you here :/

I bet I could do this forst try.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's really odd, as I have murdered a number of people in Maryland using my flamethrower and no one has ever said a word to me about it being illegal 😳

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For sure it was a better place.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's like the film Top Gun is a joke to you.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You rolled 50 so you ended up in the South. Its not too bad though as you live near a Bucees.

2 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Cus you a snack.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Also yes.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why we don't just nuke them everytime there is a shark attack.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the helicopter guns efficiency....

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, I was close to making it mandatory that all ICE applicants had to pass my gun safety class. The class consisted of me chasing them with a helicopter gun in the new White House ballroom. Only those who survived could be employed. Sadly, the idea fell through due to the rising cost of coffins.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too enjoy fingering my cosmic butthole before diner. But I still hate Nazis.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Its true, my mayonnaise sex jar was a hand me down from a multi-billion dollar venture between NASA and PROBEE (Public Racey Offworld Beings Extraterrestrial Exploration). Elon is still mad that Xenu of Planet nine gave the jar to me for privatisation. And privatised it I have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Does it have amazing Mexican food, margaritas and Buc-ees? Cus if so I'm visiting.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally not okay.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

In my basement.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is in no way my fault. There is shortness of orbs. There is no orbs here. My house can not fit six thousand and sixty three orbs. Orbs are not my thing. I have no orbs. I don't even know what orbs for. Please stop asking where orbs are and if I have them. Thanks.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So true, anus eggs were also so much larger back then and had to be replaced every month. Now they last about 5 years.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I thought they did not pass the sex with mayonnaise test yet, although, AI might be getting close.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is first, is it blue or orange. I like yellow myself. I don't know th flavours- just colors.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its like you don't know what an AK is for brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Its true - I just wish mine had less jizz on it.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Probably should.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Look at the arrow.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You know which continent i am on? 0_o

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would greatly appreciate it if this frog could be loaned to me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0