RedPandaFanAccount

284893 pts ยท April 27, 2015


https://imgur.com/gallery/G9sIVm8

"was"?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

[aggressive meatball biting]

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my only point was "hey they might not know you want kid-free time" but if you made your feelings clear and they reneged on a promise, that's their bad.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'd be pissed if someone didn't follow through on their promises too

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do they tell you when you ask for specific "friends only, no kids" time?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Years of parents & school counselors telling us "you gotta go to college to get a good job" plus the financial ignorance of 18 year old kids

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

As a parent, I can tell you our natural inclination is to bring our kids along because it's extra work to organize a sitter. Hell, we WANT it to be just two adults! We WANT that break from parenting! But you need to give us a specific reason, so we can justify the imposition of sitting. Maybe make a plan to get a drink together instead of hanging at someone's house, or some other clear adult-only activity

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

sometimes you just gotta squeeze dick

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What do you want to do with them that needs to be kid-free?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

pretty neat

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

she was probably wearing more underwear than this little model tho

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its about two secret agents in a Time War... one is named Red, and the other is Blue.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

better than spiders or murder hornets, i guess

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

still, a game of footsie could leave me gelded

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

suddenly, it doesn't seem so bad when a girl puts her cold feet on me in bed... they could be raptor talons

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

lol please tell us, o galaxy brain, what we should do to solve mass shootings, voter suppression, and healthcare costs?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People get off to literal loony toon sex and Tom & Jerry ass, so...

2 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

"dumb shit like this" has resulted in bomb threats to schools and hospitals

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some days I feel like I can really relate to this guy

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

NSFW, holding your nuts in your hand for all of us to see

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i really enjoyed her Vanity Fair photoshoot

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she comes with ALL the accessories!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Astral Toys

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh, there are plenty of right-wing nutters that thought it. Transephobia isn't the only reason Libs of TikTok caught on so quickly...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Finally, right wingers can use schools to do what they always feared the left was using them for: indoctrinating children

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 6

This Is How You Lose The Time War

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

she's got boobs AND chest hair... quite the aesthetic

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I spent all 30 minutes of my free time today reading this post :-(

2 years ago | Likes 286 Dislikes 1