19 pts ยท November 9, 2014
fml
BEST ring bearer you mean!
Yo dude, you forgot the omniscient babushka that knows everything that's happening in the building
I'm dying. Can't.breathe.lol
"If there's a door to every cell A pearl inside of every shell then, How hard can it be To share your love with me?" ... fml
Such a strange looking dildo
Marry me
Screw you and your feline happiness!
And he came so highly recommended ...
OMG dat snoot
Am i the only one here finding him annoying af?
I came
28 no kids no husband. Still no idea what my life is about, but i'm getting there. Happy birthday @OP :)
"The Home Depot - Home of the finest ANTS" ...that's what i read on the ruler. Moving on...
Fakey McFakeson, but that's none of my business
It's never easy to just "trust the people around you". It's so damn hard and most of the time, leads you up back where you started from. Fml
You'll be ok, buddy, just remember that it's all gonna pass. That's what helps me every time
Swear to odin, i start laughing uncontrollably when i see someone falling. Not proud of it, it's a sickness i tell you
Katherine, on behalf of all women on earth, here's a warm "fuck you, bitch!"
"I've spoken out of turn and he spanks my [rare pepe]" - you mean to tell me this isn't a THING??
Buzzfeed called, they want their post back
He was talkin' 'fore I knew it and as he grew he said "I'm gonna be like you, dad, uou know I'm gonna be like you"... Goddamn onions
VIA 9gag. Nice. Fuck you
I was expecting a peeled orange...this sucks
Stay strong and i'm sorry for your loss...
Maybe she just really really likes KISS
BEST ring bearer you mean!
Yo dude, you forgot the omniscient babushka that knows everything that's happening in the building
I'm dying. Can't.breathe.lol
"If there's a door to every cell A pearl inside of every shell then, How hard can it be To share your love with me?" ... fml
Such a strange looking dildo
Marry me
Screw you and your feline happiness!
And he came so highly recommended ...
OMG dat snoot
Am i the only one here finding him annoying af?
I came
28 no kids no husband. Still no idea what my life is about, but i'm getting there. Happy birthday @OP :)
"The Home Depot - Home of the finest ANTS" ...that's what i read on the ruler. Moving on...
Fakey McFakeson, but that's none of my business
It's never easy to just "trust the people around you". It's so damn hard and most of the time, leads you up back where you started from. Fml
You'll be ok, buddy, just remember that it's all gonna pass. That's what helps me every time
Swear to odin, i start laughing uncontrollably when i see someone falling. Not proud of it, it's a sickness i tell you
Katherine, on behalf of all women on earth, here's a warm "fuck you, bitch!"
"I've spoken out of turn and he spanks my [rare pepe]" - you mean to tell me this isn't a THING??
Buzzfeed called, they want their post back
He was talkin' 'fore I knew it and as he grew he said "I'm gonna be like you, dad, uou know I'm gonna be like you"... Goddamn onions
VIA 9gag. Nice. Fuck you
I was expecting a peeled orange...this sucks
Stay strong and i'm sorry for your loss...
Maybe she just really really likes KISS