46517 pts · February 11, 2015
I'm a cold Italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeezer.
I can understand why it feels that way, but men who would be kings are often surprised how little it takes for their plans to lead to their ruin. Our imaginations need to work in our favor; we can't afford to let them work against us.
Then when his dad found out, he beat him with jumper cables...
You can see it at the 3:22 mark on the YouTube video. I don't think she said anything verbally, and just let her body language say it all.
No. Least ways I'm not. And I doubt eldercactus is either. Which leaves you in the we, and I don't think you are either. So, no.
There's a whole series of imaginative hits after an employee misunderstood his boss, Tony Lazuto, asking him to say hello to people (/gallery/how-to-survive-bear-encounter-LswWjdT) Most notably known by this:
Threw this together using improper tools, so forgive the issues with it:
It's always the ones you least inspect.
They say there's treasure waiting at the top, but I'm not falling for that.
Everyone is feeling the squeeze
Solidarity.
Years ago I bought a smart watch from BestBuy. They were having a free screen protector promotion, but you had to get them to apply it to get it for free, so I did so. Later I found out they'd changed their return policy so stuff like smartwatches couldn't be returned if the package had been opened, and I wondered if that was the reason for the 'free' screen protector promotion, considering it required them applying it in store after purchase.
God in the comments, in a whiny voice, "But that's my job."
Yep, ban book donations and the prison library to create a problem, then sell them a solution.
In this case it's not Congress, but facilities or agencies that contracted companies such as Securus that might've done so to get various forms of perks. Some companies provide a cut of the revenue, some provide free related equipment. You can read more about it here: https://www.prisonpolicy.org/blog/2019/02/11/kickbacks-and-commissions/
I'm sorry to hear about your brother. It's short-sighted charging prisoners or their families for communication. The more anchored someone can feel to the outside world, the better their chances of fitting into that world down the road, in my opinion. This has the weird effect of putting them in a solitary confinement of sorts.
Thanks. They (rightly, I suppose) slapped a politics tag on it, which doesn't help.
Be right back, just gotta turn off my modem...
See them tumbling down,Pledging their love to the ground,Lonely but free I'll be found,Drifting along with the tumblin' tu—Orangutans!?!
All I can say is if you start getting calls saying they're trying to reach you about your car's warranty, they're not.
Apropos of nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZqukPWvSQ
That's the stuff Legends are made of
That's some yuk yuk on gold right there.
Reminds me of the Stephen Wright joke: 'I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today."'
"She webbed madamely down the stairs..."
I realize I used the phrase in an usual way, but how could I resist titling it that when I saw this:
Luck was a lady that day
I can understand why it feels that way, but men who would be kings are often surprised how little it takes for their plans to lead to their ruin. Our imaginations need to work in our favor; we can't afford to let them work against us.
Then when his dad found out, he beat him with jumper cables...
You can see it at the 3:22 mark on the YouTube video. I don't think she said anything verbally, and just let her body language say it all.
No. Least ways I'm not. And I doubt eldercactus is either. Which leaves you in the we, and I don't think you are either. So, no.
There's a whole series of imaginative hits after an employee misunderstood his boss, Tony Lazuto, asking him to say hello to people (/gallery/how-to-survive-bear-encounter-LswWjdT) Most notably known by this:
Threw this together using improper tools, so forgive the issues with it:
It's always the ones you least inspect.
They say there's treasure waiting at the top, but I'm not falling for that.
Everyone is feeling the squeeze
Solidarity.
Years ago I bought a smart watch from BestBuy. They were having a free screen protector promotion, but you had to get them to apply it to get it for free, so I did so. Later I found out they'd changed their return policy so stuff like smartwatches couldn't be returned if the package had been opened, and I wondered if that was the reason for the 'free' screen protector promotion, considering it required them applying it in store after purchase.
God in the comments, in a whiny voice, "But that's my job."
Yep, ban book donations and the prison library to create a problem, then sell them a solution.
In this case it's not Congress, but facilities or agencies that contracted companies such as Securus that might've done so to get various forms of perks. Some companies provide a cut of the revenue, some provide free related equipment. You can read more about it here: https://www.prisonpolicy.org/blog/2019/02/11/kickbacks-and-commissions/
I'm sorry to hear about your brother. It's short-sighted charging prisoners or their families for communication. The more anchored someone can feel to the outside world, the better their chances of fitting into that world down the road, in my opinion. This has the weird effect of putting them in a solitary confinement of sorts.
Thanks. They (rightly, I suppose) slapped a politics tag on it, which doesn't help.
Be right back, just gotta turn off my modem...
See them tumbling down,
Pledging their love to the ground,
Lonely but free I'll be found,
Drifting along with the tumblin' tu—
Orangutans!?!
All I can say is if you start getting calls saying they're trying to reach you about your car's warranty, they're not.
Apropos of nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZqukPWvSQ
That's the stuff Legends are made of
That's some yuk yuk on gold right there.
Reminds me of the Stephen Wright joke: 'I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today."'
"She webbed madamely down the stairs..."
I realize I used the phrase in an usual way, but how could I resist titling it that when I saw this:
Luck was a lady that day