RedFortuna

13527 pts ยท September 18, 2015


"I promise it's not an opium pipe, I moonlight as a bubble sorceress to make ends meet."

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Only one hundred and sixty-one posts with the Dr. Karen Chakwas tag. Just so absolutely saddening.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While Newworld is definitely into feet, I think they might be way more into 'Batshit crazy chicks showing you way too many teeth' and also feet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only thing I can guess is that they really want in on the ICP or Japanese wrestling circuit.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's 782,608.7 gumballs.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You like nature? We got motherfucking nature. One of the only places you can get rain forest, desert, prairie, valley, snow, and coast with like a two hour drive. You ever punch a sea lion? No? Fuck you. Visit Oregon. Ever gotten your ass eaten by bigfoot at a Black Bear Diner? No? Fuck you, visit Oregon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pipe down and take your L, hun. It's like watching a cat desperately bury its shit on a hardwood floor.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

About the only good part of it. Mixed reviews on steam with pretty damning comments.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do the Blues Brothers please?

Of course they do.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...not saying I don't understand it after Mineru got screen time, just that it was a surprising direction to take.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finding out the Hylian family were goat fuckers was a bit of a surprising direction to take.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your bottom is even-keeled? Lucky.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, as soon as you become as useless a pessimist as little LitchLitch here, the quicker people who give up will feel better about it.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You got down voted for not actually adding anything, sweetie. How's that c&d work out usually? Anyone saying it's easy for a c&d hasn't had even the smallest interaction with them before.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

You mean the other comments that also aren't going to get anything done because that's not how it's going to work out? Again, it's a trash move by trash people, but how you want it to work out doesn't matter a lick to how it's actually going to go down.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Wanna elaborate? Maybe say where something like this actually worked out how you're hoping?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Not a lot of reasons they couldn't. It's not particularly ethical, but taking freely available images off a public content sharing site isn't any kind of legal issue. Even saying they're a porn actress when they're not isn't a problem unless they can prove actionable damage, which is damn near impossible.

Like, it is a trash move by trash people, but no there's not really anything to be done no matter how ya feel about it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

Cape Buffalo, also known as WidowMakers, are one of the most difficult animals to hunt due to several physical factors (most notably being a bullet proof damn buffalo), but are most well known for being the most vengeful motherfuckers out there. Highly intelligent and stubbornly aggressive, they're known to remember hunters and act accordingly.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's one of those not fun situations of being the morally correct choice, but not ethically. Making it a death penalty means kids that get diddled also get killed, because that's the safer option for the criminal.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

A relatively well known gif/vid of a monkey catching a frog and using it exactly as described. NOT linking it, because the poor thing died and that's all kinds of fucked up.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, I do now.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Troll Meat in that universe infinitely regenerates, even after being eaten, bursting out of your stomach if you were to eat it. Green Skins use it as a popular torture, but Grom somehow survived it, and lives with it forever in his belly. Assumedly he digests faster than it regens.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No, it's just that troll meat is fucking weird. His indigestion is because the troll meat is infinitely regenerating inside his stomach.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"One Nazi at a table, it's a Nazi table. One Nazi at a bar, it's a Nazi bar. We have a word for Germans that didn't help, it's Nazi. What? Oh, no, this is entirely different, obviously. We just need a perfect solution without harming us in any way. What? No, not that one. Or that one. Mmmm, do you have something maybe easier?"

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Remember, if you're going to use the information here for paintball or...whatever, that it was made for houses a bit more robust than current America's paper mache housing. Adjust accordingly.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's a mineral lick for small animals with calcium, salt, etc. Probably likes it more than they would a cake, tho.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna bet on Mineru being able to at least get a good fracture in there.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no way in hell that Renee is a bottom.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Mario-grant (not marlo) on e621.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Watching you try to argue is like watching a cat desperately try to cover its shit on a hardwood floor.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0