I sexually identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is inpossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a Cenaphobe and need to check your #1 Contendership. Thank you for being so understanding.
When I went, the man I was strapped to said he would honestly rather jump out and trust the chutes rather than the plane ride down
Was hoping a fourth girl playing a Soprano would have slid across the floor while playing
(*robot), kinda felt like an anime hash. Idk, it's "bigger and more badass" but just felt kinda... lame.
I was so excited for a massive, world ender tank similar to the fire nation drill. Then I saw that be a wrist rocket for a mecha-tank 1/2
3 video, about halfway in. You can hear someone in the back say "Fuck me!"
Now GADDAMMET LOCHNESS MONSTAH I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY
That dude is gonna have the night of his fucking life at whatever he was asking shorty to
Radio for 5 minutes? You must have heard 7 different chainsmoker songs.
I've always been under 300 pounds, but that's because I can't save any of my fucking money
With industrial toilets you may be able to fit a wee weasel through. As long as they stay straight
Always love the astounded "did you catch that!?" And the shit eating grin of "yup"
They are in Mexico.
Big cunt just wants a hug
Okay that's dope as fuck.
Important to remember the difference between some backwoods high school stuff and dispensary grade goodness. Very different potencies
No.. it's only about 78 F
I'll agree with the Sandler part. Can't watch any of his movies except for maybe 3 or 4 that are actually good.
She said "I don't know who that is."
Poor bats, always getting the shitty parasites for trying to rid the world of evil bugs
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery. This asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
Also weird how friends are truly friends when you can insult them any way possible and still smile. Wouldn't have it any other way though
That dangalang doesn't lie
What
EVEN SCARY TERRY LOVES YOGHURT
"I fuckin told you I'm not.. what're you.. a fire extinguisher? What's that fo-" PPPSSHSHSSHSHHSHSHHSHSHSHSSHH
Currently "Those kids have better rhythm than I do". Back to positivity
It's alright to visit. Some nice beaches as long as you don't get stuck by some derros needle
Yeah nah, cunt.
Always pronounced is owa-taya-rowa