4148 pts · December 3, 2014
Oh look at the rich person here with their fake lemons!
I was one of the few that never liked this game. Multiplayer or otherwise.
Spinning too fast. Being forced fed liquor. Slapped. My face rammed into tits by someone who isn’t enjoying it. 1/10.
This is my favorite. I full expect my team to talk shit about me so when they do and I get to witness it, it’s amazing.
I’ve never wanted to toss an animal off an over pass so bad in my life. 2/2
These things are assholes. A previous employer purchased one and I had to pick it up and drop it off....1/2
I had a talk with my girlfriend yesterday about pet names. She doesn’t like certain ones, so I’ll try this one out and report back.
I owe a friend $150 and I can't seem to be able to pay it all back without having to sell my car.
I'd accept an STD from Kesha.
Hold it, they said slut. Not, "I'm a careless slut."
and he said "Whatcha lookin at Coco?" to which I replied from outside, "Nothing!". That was 5 years ago and he's still mad at me me for it.
I was having a smoke outside and I heard my brother open his window. The cat jumped from his bed to the ledge of the window 1/
When my mom makes cookies she always put a loaf of bread in the bag or tin. It was weird to me when others didn't do this. Or know this.
The dog isn't showing off its pup, it's trying to stop OP from molesting the pup. Again, probably.
I always order my bacon "floppy".
Pitch it. You don't need that unsightly thing in your place. You can always get a new girlfriend.
Jokes like this tells me you've been married for more than 5 years.
I offered a homeless guy and his wife my food. I've never seen someone cry tears of joy for getting food. I was so heartbroken.
Are the blurry sidebars intentional? If so, why?
My dog was number 12 as well. Only, if you tried to move the bed he'd growl and snap at you. He'd never sleep on it though. Just guard it.
Obama brought elegance and decorum back to the White House after nearly two decades of non stop scandal.
I have a newer truck with a tire pressure gauge. Every time I hit a pot hole it flashes. I hate my truck.
My mom bought a game boy for me when they came out. She got Tetris with it and then I didn't get to use for 6 months.
My mom still has them. I've offered to buy her new ones but she knows I just want those cups.
2/2 then I learned about Joe Biden.
I thought Theodore Roosevelt was a champion for soldiering on after losing his wife and mother on the same night...1/2
I love the VOID tattoo over someone's name on his chest.
When I was 5 I pointed at a midget and said "Look mom! She growd down." It still embarrasses my mom when my dad tells this story.
That's my favorite part of the whole video, the void cover up.
It's what got me hooked to the song. Then to find out it was about D-Day was the cherry on the awesome Sundae.
Oh look at the rich person here with their fake lemons!
I was one of the few that never liked this game. Multiplayer or otherwise.
Spinning too fast. Being forced fed liquor. Slapped. My face rammed into tits by someone who isn’t enjoying it. 1/10.
This is my favorite. I full expect my team to talk shit about me so when they do and I get to witness it, it’s amazing.
I’ve never wanted to toss an animal off an over pass so bad in my life. 2/2
These things are assholes. A previous employer purchased one and I had to pick it up and drop it off....1/2
I had a talk with my girlfriend yesterday about pet names. She doesn’t like certain ones, so I’ll try this one out and report back.
I owe a friend $150 and I can't seem to be able to pay it all back without having to sell my car.
I'd accept an STD from Kesha.
Hold it, they said slut. Not, "I'm a careless slut."
and he said "Whatcha lookin at Coco?" to which I replied from outside, "Nothing!". That was 5 years ago and he's still mad at me me for it.
I was having a smoke outside and I heard my brother open his window. The cat jumped from his bed to the ledge of the window 1/
When my mom makes cookies she always put a loaf of bread in the bag or tin. It was weird to me when others didn't do this. Or know this.
The dog isn't showing off its pup, it's trying to stop OP from molesting the pup. Again, probably.
I always order my bacon "floppy".
Pitch it. You don't need that unsightly thing in your place. You can always get a new girlfriend.
Jokes like this tells me you've been married for more than 5 years.
I offered a homeless guy and his wife my food. I've never seen someone cry tears of joy for getting food. I was so heartbroken.
Are the blurry sidebars intentional? If so, why?
My dog was number 12 as well. Only, if you tried to move the bed he'd growl and snap at you. He'd never sleep on it though. Just guard it.
Obama brought elegance and decorum back to the White House after nearly two decades of non stop scandal.
I have a newer truck with a tire pressure gauge. Every time I hit a pot hole it flashes. I hate my truck.
My mom bought a game boy for me when they came out. She got Tetris with it and then I didn't get to use for 6 months.
My mom still has them. I've offered to buy her new ones but she knows I just want those cups.
2/2 then I learned about Joe Biden.
I thought Theodore Roosevelt was a champion for soldiering on after losing his wife and mother on the same night...1/2
I love the VOID tattoo over someone's name on his chest.
When I was 5 I pointed at a midget and said "Look mom! She growd down." It still embarrasses my mom when my dad tells this story.
That's my favorite part of the whole video, the void cover up.
It's what got me hooked to the song. Then to find out it was about D-Day was the cherry on the awesome Sundae.