RealisticDream

2107 pts ยท October 26, 2013


I don't see any photos involving "hiking". I do, however, see plenty of photos involving scenery.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cute belly button, though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bean bag chairs, black lights, and bongs

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You smelled her where, Sam?! Her ear?! I'm gonna be sick. Why are you so weird? Why can't you just smell her ass like a normal dog?!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A small flat-tip screwdriver is your best friend, friend.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see a nip nip poking through the mesh...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to photoshop a paper and a coffee mug in his hands; maybe some bifocals an his nose

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm at 30647 and counting...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh... *unzips*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's a knife in my boot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

small alien thing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It clearly says "grandmother"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What?! You don't like the Beast?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually happily married; she's just as twisted as me and has her own tinder for the same reason

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two; they just can't satisfy me like angering up-tight people

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Had the wrong mobile app...forever

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just don't forget what you've done.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All hail hypno-pointillism

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok...?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Cue the "that's a penis" .gif

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 just for the tips

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Repost or not; still love the helmet lift at moment of "surprise". It gives it s nice cartoonesque feel.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That guy in the back, though... Looks like me trying to get passed a spider web in the doorway.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

+1 for name

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Americans*

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

When I am not thanked my response is always, "you're so very welcome; don't mention it."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've delivered to that home... Had to set up 20 tvs; the inside is just as crazy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody fucks with DeJesus

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you fall down the stairs shortly after taking this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0