RealSimpleMama

9516 pts · October 19, 2011


life is beautiful! :) Mom. Wife. Witch. Nerd. Naturalist. Educator. Love plants and animals, technology and gaming, reading, needlessly expensive fancy drinks, sharing experiences with those in my circle. Adorably vulgar. Eternally learning and leveling up.

Thank you thank you this was so cute and so fun to open! You did a great job whoever you are. I hope you have a Merry Everything! 🎄🎄🎄

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait but what are the apps?!?!?

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to do that on the back of his head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a glitch in the matrix.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I hated all of these. I mean except for Keanu and MJ Fox and Sandra Bullock... Ok, I hated some of these.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

AAAAAH I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. Magic do as you will!

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I believe what I choose to believe!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Badaboom!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read the title as “potassium pomegranate” and I’ve decided I like that explanation better.

8 years ago | Likes 1680 Dislikes 0

You... you... ok fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did the thyme guy take that pic?...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m donating tomorrow!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had something for this! But seriously. Archer leaving Netflix on March 14. Laaaaame.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably should go to the doctor then.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is she a Roomba?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Lost it at “Ploop.” Which is also a sentence I never thought I would say.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok this is adorkable.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

I love this guy! Taught a whole unit to my kids afterMoana came out. His channel is all about Polynesian culture and he’s hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can do to*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Edward Scissorhands?!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m a mom of two with a great sense of humor. That’s not fucking funny.

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 11

You ruin all the fun.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Just another white chick with her feet in the air.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Flock. Damnit.

8 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 3

Yes it’s true. I’m new to backyard chickens and you have to watch your clock carefully as they’ll hide an injury/illness to not appear weak

8 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 2

Foomph.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're no fun.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

But can I eat all the glaze that drops off?... don't tell me you just throw that away.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0