RealAgentSRK

1664 pts · October 16, 2014


Pickle juice seems to work great for me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate to be the bad guy here but this is 8th grade not little kids. They can hold it and go between classes. They aren’t in class 7 hours.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 office. Don’t ask for a raise again or you’ll be calling that number.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me after busting my ass at min. wage for a year: could I get a raise? My boss at Applebee’s: *hands me an 800#, that’s the unemployment 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh hell yeah this brings me back to elementary days riding the bus down the mountains of New Mexico.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people need to take a break. *I say as I’m writing this while taking a shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find pee flows better standing, poop sitting. I start sitting but often have to stand to drain the last of the main vein.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something about stroking my penis at a public urinal bothers me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I’m not the only one that noticed Imgur sucks my phone battery quicker than any other app? I swear I can watch the % drop a point a sec.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s on that paper that’s so private it had to be censored?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that last one is a friend of mine.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will you be my dad?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that Willow?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you haven't already give, "Stuff You Should Know" a listen. Josh and Chuck are amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 fast food go to McDonald's mother fuckers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/2 Don't forget about the people that come in the middle of dinner rush and say, "Could you make it quick we're in a hurry?" If you want

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fellow Yooper here! Great Pic!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Superman ice cream is disgusting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Hey guys, every medication effects everybody differently. What works great for one person will cause another to have massive anal leakage.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suicide is really common the 1st couple weeks of medication b/c when depressed you literally don't want to do ANYTHING. Then when it starts>

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But then the rural area would have no say in who our president is. The city dwellers would always pick the winner.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I do like the name, Astro. I'll throw it into the hat of possible names.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's taxpayer money paying for that moment, and meanwhile down the street an old lady is being mugged.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

This comment makes me curious. Does that money get taxed? Does the gov't get 40% like lottery jackpots?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Sears Catalog was the official unofficial toilet paper for Americans until they switched to glossy paper.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it does come from forearms, and his look pretty good.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0