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40866 pts ยท September 16, 2015


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! I will not as it may be used to shamelessly market things to me.

all while applying for any and all government assistance they can get their hands on

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guess I need to point this out: The bit about him having to move to another country is obviously a FUCKING JOKE. Yes, his coworkers in other departments would give him shit. That is a fact.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What's not what happens? Him having to move to another country to be a cop? Cause I know cops give each other shit and am confident based on what I've see cops do to each other they would absolutely give him shit for this. He'd be finding acorns all over the damn place. They'd be throwing acorns at his car.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

He's going to have to get a job in another country then. Cops go hard on each other and would never let him live this shit down. So maybe?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I blame the Fae. Satan isn't this cruel.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But they generally pass whatever the hell he tells them to so....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cop: Maybe he had it in his prison wallet.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know someone has pitched it.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bozo the Clown to start your day if you got WGN from Chicago

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wish to acquire this meme. With what forces will you defend it?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else think the dog had a paci/binky/whatever you happen to call it in the close up shot or is it just me?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So the usual bullshit

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

gotta mark that nsfw, dude/ette. People access this site from work sometimes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All they have to do is satisfy any fines, etc.. with no assistance from the state on determining what they owe. No big deal, right? /s

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nutter was going on about witches in his congregation a while back.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

For when you absolutely, positively do not want to stay awake any longer. Or maybe you do. You're not quite sure so cover all bases.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pretty much only C-level or union members work on a contract although HR sometimes refers to the handbook as a contract.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have not, until now. Boris Johnson is a fucking clown.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Monkeywithahammer, you have been fined 3 credits for violation of verbal morality standards

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Extremely fact and location dependent.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking everything is a premium subscription. Basic plan requires you choose a single thing to fuck.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because people are more receptive if you speak to them respectfully as opposed to talking to them like a toddler.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American euphemism for a long time, a while, etc..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe most banks (US) do have checks in place but the person being scammed just says it's legitimate because they are scared/confused.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might be time for computer to go. Tough conversation but sometimes it's gotta happen, like taking away their car if driving is an issue

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0