It was a bad joke, they all are.

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For your viewing pleasure on this glorious 29th of July

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Waiting for the first presidential debate tonight like:

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The taxman cometh.

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The next giant leap for mankind.

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Hummers galore at the dollar store. Hell of a deal.

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Severe anal pain incoming.

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THE BATTLE RAGES.

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Here's a plump dump for when you pump a lumpy clump from your rump.

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Sittin over here on Pokemon day waiting for pokemon switch news like:

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Today is my son Blaine Cocaine's 1st birthday.

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Me, after hearing the 29th is "up vote everything in usersub" day:

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My son, Blaine Cocaine, then and now for National Puppy Day.

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Forgive me, but it's the 29th. I'll have to go all out...just this once.

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Fallout 76 posts.

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I missed posting for my cake day yesterday, so I humbly offer our pumpkins in exchange for upvotes this year.

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You wouldn't upvote a low resolution image of Grimace slapping cheeks on the hamburglar, would you?

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Personal foul. Defense. Failure to blow a raspberry on the passers tummy. 15 yards. Automatic first down.

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And I'm over here simmering in a well seasoned bowl of nutsack soup.

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