The Amazon box on my doorstep today turned out to be some lube and a bit set my husband ordered, not a gift from my Secret Santa.
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Dryer caught on fire and I'm too scared to go to sleep. Have a great night, everyone!
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Just buried this little guy. RIP Templeton
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MRW I'm leaving for my birthday trip this weekend and I realize I'm not going to avoid my travel curse.
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One of the managers at work left this behind on the counter.
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How I felt watching Jurassic World last night
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Recently lost two of our little ratties. Just introduced this new guy to the family.
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Where Working is a Pain
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Night before my wedding and I'm sitting on the couch by myself watching The Lion King. Probably should be out partying but...
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14 days late so far this month! Not a personal record, but...
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I wanted to punch a spooty customer today
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Basil the Tornado Rat
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Our special needs rattie boy, Basil.
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Spending my 30th birthday in Disney World this Weekend!
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An accurate description of my P.M.S.
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When my grandma wanted to kiss me, but I saw she didn't trim her mustache.
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How my boyfriend acts when he is in the mood (and every other moment of the day).
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Trying to impress people when you're a tad socially awkward.
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My newly adopted lab mix. Meet Basker.
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A little tongue is all you need sometimes
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My extremely religious best friend, in high school, wrote me a 13 page letter about why we shouldn't curse after I said 'hell'.
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My dog, Basker, caught trying to cuddle with my (now his) favorite blanket
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I should've been in bed long ago. Instead, I'm browsing user submitted. Thanks guys.
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Browsed Imgur all night long. Fell asleep standing up at work. Here's to all the Imgur addicts out there. Keep on keeping on.
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MRW I was holding a potholder and still grabbed the cast iron pan with my other hand.
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When I've been waiting on my boyfriend to do something or go somewhere with me, but I know he's doing other things.
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I Was So Trusting As A Child.
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As a child, I gave my goldfish a bath. Happy to get it clean until...
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When someone says I only got my way because I have boobs.
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No Sleep for the Paranoid
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The risks of using playgroud slides in summer.
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Derek shares with us a few life lessons.
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Are those little hairs? Oh god, why...do I still love this show so much.
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Derek educates us about cats.
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To all those working late on July 4th: Remember we're keeping America running, even if we're missing those awesome fireworks!
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Butthead. He's here when you need him, dill hole.
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It's the holiday season
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I've gotten really lazy lately.
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Today a customer told me I had brown hair, and it was a mousey color. Thanks for the info good sir.
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When the New Guy at Work Tried to Boss Me Around
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MRW I'm pissed at someone, but my favorite song is playing.
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I just stumped my toe on the doorframe.
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When I Try Giving Directions to Someone
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12 Days Late. This is What I Keep Telling Myself.
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Love Has Boundaries
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For those brief moments, the throne was mine.
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I've come for your razor, Chuck.
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Beetlejuice dog, Lydia, and Percy. Tattoo done by Ben Stubbs at The Brass Quill in Valdosta, Ga.
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All you needed to know it was going to be a good day
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MRW, in the hospital cafeteria after my grandpa passed away, his 85 year old 'ladyfriend' said she would 'miss the love-making'.
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My granny and her sister are saving to get boob jobs. One is 82. One is 70. Whatever makes you happy.
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How I (a tomboy in high school) Felt the Picture of my Friends and I at Prom Turned Out.
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I have $.24 in my account. My paycheck will hit the bank in two minutes! Here's to everyone living paycheck to paycheck.
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How i felt when my mom gave the the bowl haircut in elementary school. The horror.
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MRW My Grandpa Would Make Fun of Me and Say I Was Getting Fat and Should Stop Eating
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MRW I was called a 'stupid bitch' at work today when I asked for a lady's ID before letting her buy wine.
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MRW my mom and step-mom walk into my place of work minutes apart.
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Walking up to the second piece of equipment my first day at the gym.
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How I'm spending my night on this 4th of July (and every other night of my life).
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