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He saw an opportunity
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Who sleeps like this?
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Look what I found.
Good thing I didn't pass this up.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson *OOH* I am two deer
Wesley wanted to say hi.
My friends cat has a penis on its face. And the penis has a birthmark.
Whatever gets me out of the hole quicker.
Don't you mean "Family Prevention"
Happy 18th birthday Google!
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What do you call a pasta that is sick?
Sanitation Station
This is how Monday is going.
Well, you're not wrong.
GAD Dammit
MRW I notice a moving staircase is malfunctioning causing its passengers to accelerate at an unprecedented rate
My first tinder experience...
White trash finger painting
This gif sums up my current mood.
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This is how you celebrate adult birthdays, right?
Zoom in. Do it. Or don't, I'm not your mother.
"I've already cena it" - Italian probably
Skynet is here people.
I painted a thing.
SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME LESENGEHHH
When the buttered toast just right.
Here's a picture of me when I was little.
Yes.
MFW I finally pay off my student loans.
Fitness Journey
Fucking geese.
MRW I'm 675 days old and I'm tired, but I want to stay classy.
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No, you don't.
I'll just leave this here...
MRW a confession bear is about me...
The earth can't even handle me right now.
I need an adult!
Sorry about your penis, bro.
I've seen some stuff man...
Worth it.
Enjoy.
I made breakfast for dinner. I'm an adult. I choose what's for dinner.
DJ - esus
There's a disturbance in the force...
Gotta upvote them all
My friend swam with sharks today.
One of my nieces isn't very excited about starting school
Right in the feels
An appropriate title.
Walking to class when...
Story of my life.
A 5MB hard drive, back in the day.