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2060 pts ยท December 21, 2014


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4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just listened to an episode of Science Vs Ai in spotify and it would seem that AI chatbots can help a lot of people. Regulating it is what we need to do

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How do they do it??

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cant say ive experienced that however if I do sleep with a pillow between my legs, I will wake up 10+ times at night because it's there

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our school had one for each student but I thought it was so nasty I told my parents we had to get our own because the school wasn't going to supply it. And it worked

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks so strange, it took me months to figure out that it was "Kia" and not a car brand i just hadn't known of before

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do frequent reddit. But the algorithm is mostly just showing me text and sometimes I just wanna be lazy and not read ๐Ÿ˜‚ but perhaps I'll seek out some r/memes or something

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd have left by now too if I knew where to go. But I don't know of a site that's 2016 imgur

10 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

And camel shits. Don't forget those

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like how parents will insist their kids should have helmets on but will ride along side them without one. And then wonder why their teenager doesn't want to wear one because it's not cool

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm childfree (like you I assume) but that is an insane stance. Parents will be screwed over well enough by having to spend time, effort, energy AND money to raise a child. Slapping them with a fee on top is insulting. And way to fuck the economy handing out millions and millions of dollars. Just cover sterilization and they've saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So they use the bottom of another bread roll, but where does the top go? Do they throw it into the nugget mix?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id upvote you twice if I could

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Start the measurement with you and you can feel average for a little while!

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I woke up mad at my husband once because he threw away my nice handbag into a trashcan in front of me in my dream. When i woke up and gently slapped his chest it was because i wasn't aware that he had done so in a dream and I didn't understand why he would throw away a perfectly nice handbag (i dont even own or wear handbags). Dreams don't always make sense and i was instantly sorry lol

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Everything adds up. Work isn't providing raises every 6 months anymore and when they do it's $.40/h every 2 years. Meanwhile groceries don't seem THAT much more expensive but *every* item costs $.20 more every 6-7 months. Every insurance provider provides no current benefit and no extra liability but continues to go up $15 every year. So does electricity, gas, you name it. We get paid the same, we aquire the same stuff but slowly our savings stop building like the used to

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's enough internet for today

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I once gave into the spinning and it sent me on such a roller coaster ride, I laughed uncontrollably for several minutes while whining of joy. I dont even like roller coasters. But I'd do it again

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruises heal, but you can't wash a pancake

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why have I never heard of this marvelous website before???

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If your shop isn't open, there is no reason for you to have your bright neon sign on.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha sounds like you worked at my job ๐Ÿ˜‚

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn. Youre the real man. The one that should open the door for women but it's so aware of the shit guys you'll step back. Not sure if my intentions come across but we need more men like you

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What hamster? ๐Ÿ˜‚

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this when the mood is just right ๐Ÿ‘Œ

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soon enough it might be the next 8

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're only hatin' because you've never tried it!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Humans are kinda already disrupting their habitat by building all over it. The least we can do is help them out with food so they don't become endangered from habitat loss and starvation

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And sometimes they have no idea what we're gonna say anyway, and try to interrupt you 12 days to Sunday about 12 different topics and when you finish talking they're still like "oh yeah I knew you were gonna say that"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When she asks you about a meme and you gotta explain 7 years of lore

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0