2619 pts · March 30, 2017
Bro it's been 10hours, how long of a walk did you take?
Has the Off given consent?
"just gonna watch a bit of telly while the waffle machine does its thing" - 5 hours later - "oh no"
One year anniversary of me losing my older brother. I am with you in spirit. My deepest condolences.
A bit weird, but better than calling her a taxi I guess.
I heard your mom is going out with Squeak!
Wow! And she's got great t......alent!
They do look like suitable plough doctors.... Sorry.
#15 Where's its other arm?
Ok, he's funny. But sadly he will never be big.
What have you done!?!!!??!?
#22 no.
The actual Snoop Doggy Dog
That feels oddly relieving. Such a satisfying pop.
Good one, made me chuckle. Hee hee.
I think those specific things are money.
Why does it look like The Cookie Monster!?
You son of a bitch, take your upvote.
Her mother, father, mousesack, her grandmama.
God jul! Lækkert slips
Skål og god jul! Alt skal nok gå!
Would you look at that drum roll.
I was not aware my cat allergies had an extra level... But you found it, congrAtchuuu.
To shreds you say?
Dicklegs
I bought a used one once and let's just say... I now know all the pixelated details of another man's private parts....
A helping hand?
Cat*
Bro it's been 10hours, how long of a walk did you take?
Has the Off given consent?
"just gonna watch a bit of telly while the waffle machine does its thing" - 5 hours later - "oh no"
One year anniversary of me losing my older brother. I am with you in spirit. My deepest condolences.
A bit weird, but better than calling her a taxi I guess.
I heard your mom is going out with Squeak!
Wow! And she's got great t......alent!
They do look like suitable plough doctors.... Sorry.
#15 Where's its other arm?
Ok, he's funny. But sadly he will never be big.
What have you done!?!!!??!?
#22 no.
The actual Snoop Doggy Dog
That feels oddly relieving. Such a satisfying pop.
Good one, made me chuckle. Hee hee.
I think those specific things are money.
Why does it look like The Cookie Monster!?
You son of a bitch, take your upvote.
Her mother, father, mousesack, her grandmama.
God jul! Lækkert slips
Skål og god jul! Alt skal nok gå!
Would you look at that drum roll.
I was not aware my cat allergies had an extra level... But you found it, congrAtchuuu.
To shreds you say?
Dicklegs
I bought a used one once and let's just say... I now know all the pixelated details of another man's private parts....
A helping hand?
Cat*