RandomIsotope

29383 pts ยท May 18, 2016


I am Random. That is all.

They used Microsoft Word to draw the map.

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Only a master can tell you.

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A shrimp?

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Also also also, don't lob an empty beer can at John Malkovich.

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Commander Cody, Execute Order Dog Food

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It wasn't fake. There was a story on CNN about this. There was a second friend there taking photos from another angle and they were able to recreate the bending of the knee using the live function of apple photos.

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and Ego's son.

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I like the taco warning better.

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My cats would eat the food as fast as they can and then kill the chicken.

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Damn modern designs!

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I remember PETA trying to go after Randy because he killed the bird.

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Not sure about the rules, but it was called as no balls and one bird strike.

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I am rocking that same shirt today. Way too cold here for short tho!

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I bet Appendage Dumbledore didn't like that much.

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Appendix Dumbledore? Did they just follow people around citing sources?

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oh gawd! there is an Alphabet Dumbledore??

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There is another.

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But it is a solid investment.

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The couldn't get the Sony brand case made specifically to hold the discman in, so they faked it.

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I'd hang a flag pole with a cloak on it if I was in that neighborhood

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I used to think that movie was weird when I saw it in the theater, now I completely understand it.

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MORTAL HEEHEE!

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"Here is that toss on replay"

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Announcer "That yeet puts Bob squarely back in first place in front of Kang the gorilla. Up next in the possum tossing contest, Franklin the Chimpanzee. Currently, Franklin is in last place after accidently tossing a racoon instead of a possum last round."

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