RandomCryptek

304 pts · December 11, 2018


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Have some Ramen, take it from my head.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont forget all those gold teeth to melt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like Switzerland the Porcupine we will take while we retreat.

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without real gain, but some say the germans had a saying: die Schweiz das Stachelschwein, nehmen wir beim Rückzug ein. Meaning something 3/

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And Blitz through some major cities and the "flat" north maybe Geneva over France. Taking Wallis or Graubünden would be too grindy and 2/

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My thinking too, switzerland is hard to cross and many locations would have to be taken by infantry. The germans knew they could only roll1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes sure, americans not eating something fried next you will tell me we didnt manipulate our encrypting machines for you guys.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Central to north East is germans dialects, West-South-West is mostly french, East is Romansh and Southeast is italian.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

German includes all dialects,italian,french aaaand Romansh.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont forget all those teeth the germans send us to melt.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Clean and without murderpotholes, most wcs on the road are very clean and as a transit country surely we must tax those that use our streets

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As a Swiss dude i must explain that not everybody here is that Hollywood Banker guy you see in movies. And dude come on the roads are 1/

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you like the taste of thermoplastics, then yes go for dutch cheese.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine this is the last thing you see before getting stabbed in the gut

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy americans with your pathethic hope in your politicians.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a Swiss dude i salute you to the one and only way to do choclate milk, but its 1dl or 5cm of milk.

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Dodge this you baaastaaaard!

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Dodge this you baaastaaaard!

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Sure blame the russians for your absolute jokester politic system

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Soi soi soi soi AEIOU

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Oh damn, looks like some people know sarcasm when they read along. XD

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Most countries in europe have institutions or laws for assisted suicide, here in Switzerland its the EXIT program.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Reich means Realm, mostly translated to Empire but Empire would be Imperium. Kingdom would be Königreich.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im 176cm and the only ones interested in that were american holiday girls and the guy handing out the nice pants in military.

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