RandomCommentMan

712 pts ยท December 2, 2015


Cat got your tongue... oh wait it is the other way round

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a bald guy, I was sad to see my last hair go :'(

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not that I did that here... Everyone knows it's SpongeBob.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or more than a single downvote if they forgot the sauce... SpongeBob :P

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They are David Bowies! Duh :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those asking. Yeah, my enemies are mostly little people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have such a necklace, carved from the sculls of my enemies!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet I have no problems drinking milk, weird...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I'd like to favorite comments rather than the actual post. This is one of those cases

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

So, in other words, you're the guy who has been lying on my sidewalk for some time? Didn't notice you were blue and black because colorblind

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Get ready to receive nudes of only one type! If imgur has taught me anything, its you either receive male genitalia or cat pictures

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you use imgur's official app :P

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's sad how I am inclined to agree with this...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not so sure I did it right... I got it to turn red, but that might just be because of the extreme blood loss

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O shit, my cover has been blown!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And only the wise could see the emperors clothes... Your point being?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I used the same thing to cure my smoke addiction. Now I can't smoke unless someone is choking me

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fun. Fun. Fun. (No period) worry worry worry

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But then you also get banned, so no selfies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lying never helped anyone, like it didn't help me to say this is OC and has never been posted before, did it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They really cooled down her fire!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know of something that achieves liftoff in a similar manner.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The electrical boogeyman!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In all fairness, is their a thing such as good politics?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You forgot the 'O' at the end. Just kidding we all know there was never meant to be an 'O' at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can catch a predator by polishing your gun?!? Wow was I using my wrong! I thought that's how they catch you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So that means it's Pepsi? Right cause ISIS don't do Coke or other recreational drugs do they?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not add a link to your first post each time? Then you might also get the most downvoted post of all time as well!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Add a few comments we can downvote for extra measure!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0