431 pts ยท September 28, 2015
*looks at list* Dude, this is the census...
JUDAS! YOU ARE JUDAS, GUY WITH STICK!
Oh dammit snake made me yawn
Calm down, multiple Satans.
Of course not. He followed standard practice of placing baby under car to protect from aerial attacks.
1 banana and 96 centinanas, to be exact.
Which, in some ways, is a nice thought, now that I think about it...
By the time your hypothetical kid grows old enough to find his sexuality, we'll probably be fighting new forms of discrimination.
I like to think that in the future, historians will document the Internet and cite the 'Thanks Obama' meme when researching his term.
Poor Obama. All will remember his last stand against the feral baby that slayed him.
I want this friend. I'm offering 20 dollars and a stop sign.
I... Don't get it. Are ex boyfriends more suspectible to spontaneous explosion after break up? Is this why breaking up over text is common?
Four lives left. When she loses them, she gets to ascend to cat-Valhalla. Cathalla, if you will.
Who is hope?
Well this seems like the obvious solution.
I propose the theory that every supernatural event is just him trying to reach ground control.
"Git! Git, yeh varmits!"
The force can give you great power. The force, however can't get rid of those wrinkles.
I don't.. I uh... Yeah. Yeah sure. (Are you gonna tell him? I don't wanna tell him...)
I, too, enjoy sitting in abandoned movie theaters surrounded by the decayed corpses of those who've wronged me while I laugh.
Thanks, Mr. President.
You could argue that love is a survival tactic as well, but just let me have this moment, alright?!
And it is not just a survival tactic: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201303/which-emotions-do-dogs-actually-experience
No solicitors, thank you.
Dammit, why'd this get to front page!
Many times, anger isn't based in logic, and therefore can not be countered with logic. Same with sadness, joy, fear, disgust... wait...
Oh, come on now, I have enough fake out pranks played in school. This is not what I want to come home to. You bastard.
*looks at list* Dude, this is the census...
JUDAS! YOU ARE JUDAS, GUY WITH STICK!
Oh dammit snake made me yawn
Calm down, multiple Satans.
Of course not. He followed standard practice of placing baby under car to protect from aerial attacks.
1 banana and 96 centinanas, to be exact.
Which, in some ways, is a nice thought, now that I think about it...
By the time your hypothetical kid grows old enough to find his sexuality, we'll probably be fighting new forms of discrimination.
I like to think that in the future, historians will document the Internet and cite the 'Thanks Obama' meme when researching his term.
Poor Obama. All will remember his last stand against the feral baby that slayed him.
I want this friend. I'm offering 20 dollars and a stop sign.
I... Don't get it. Are ex boyfriends more suspectible to spontaneous explosion after break up? Is this why breaking up over text is common?
Four lives left. When she loses them, she gets to ascend to cat-Valhalla. Cathalla, if you will.
Who is hope?
Well this seems like the obvious solution.
I propose the theory that every supernatural event is just him trying to reach ground control.
"Git! Git, yeh varmits!"
The force can give you great power. The force, however can't get rid of those wrinkles.
I don't.. I uh... Yeah. Yeah sure. (Are you gonna tell him? I don't wanna tell him...)
I, too, enjoy sitting in abandoned movie theaters surrounded by the decayed corpses of those who've wronged me while I laugh.
Thanks, Mr. President.
You could argue that love is a survival tactic as well, but just let me have this moment, alright?!
And it is not just a survival tactic: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201303/which-emotions-do-dogs-actually-experience
No solicitors, thank you.
Dammit, why'd this get to front page!
Many times, anger isn't based in logic, and therefore can not be countered with logic. Same with sadness, joy, fear, disgust... wait...
Oh, come on now, I have enough fake out pranks played in school. This is not what I want to come home to. You bastard.