RandomBystander

431 pts ยท September 28, 2015


*looks at list* Dude, this is the census...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JUDAS! YOU ARE JUDAS, GUY WITH STICK!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh dammit snake made me yawn

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down, multiple Satans.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Of course not. He followed standard practice of placing baby under car to protect from aerial attacks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 banana and 96 centinanas, to be exact.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which, in some ways, is a nice thought, now that I think about it...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By the time your hypothetical kid grows old enough to find his sexuality, we'll probably be fighting new forms of discrimination.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to think that in the future, historians will document the Internet and cite the 'Thanks Obama' meme when researching his term.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Poor Obama. All will remember his last stand against the feral baby that slayed him.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I want this friend. I'm offering 20 dollars and a stop sign.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... Don't get it. Are ex boyfriends more suspectible to spontaneous explosion after break up? Is this why breaking up over text is common?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Four lives left. When she loses them, she gets to ascend to cat-Valhalla. Cathalla, if you will.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is hope?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well this seems like the obvious solution.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I propose the theory that every supernatural event is just him trying to reach ground control.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Git! Git, yeh varmits!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The force can give you great power. The force, however can't get rid of those wrinkles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't.. I uh... Yeah. Yeah sure. (Are you gonna tell him? I don't wanna tell him...)

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I, too, enjoy sitting in abandoned movie theaters surrounded by the decayed corpses of those who've wronged me while I laugh.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Mr. President.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You could argue that love is a survival tactic as well, but just let me have this moment, alright?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No solicitors, thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit, why'd this get to front page!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Many times, anger isn't based in logic, and therefore can not be countered with logic. Same with sadness, joy, fear, disgust... wait...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, come on now, I have enough fake out pranks played in school. This is not what I want to come home to. You bastard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0