18285 pts · June 26, 2015
Resident gremlin/lurker that sometimes replies with gifs.
My son can tell you what bacteria causes buboes and the relationship to their appearance in the bubonic plague. He cannot tell you if he had art or gym today. Same energy as Calvin has.
Everyone should be free to be who they are. It’s supposed to be freedom and justice for all. No conditions. Maybe one day we’ll get there. Until then, I hope you continue being yourself. Your eyeshadow is absolutely gorgeous.
Does the restaurant have a cow as a mascot?
I love these types of pranks. They’re harmless and silly. Not the “it’s just a prank bro” after hitting someone on the head with a 2x4 ones.
Freya is beautiful!
Or it could’ve just stayed as a really nice rock for little lizards to bask on.
I love listening to some of my coworkers for this reason. And then I come in and ruin things with “Y’all’d’ve done this…”
I still watch old Mr. Rogers episodes.
Egon. I asked my grandfather if I could marry Egon when I was a child. I was told no. I thought I was going to be doomed to be a spinster at the age of 5 and bawled.
Socks
And Austin!
It’s like Jerry Seinfeld and Max Headroom had a love child.
I can bring my own step ladder.
People are going to think you’re a person of ill-repute with your elbows exposed like that.
Sent it to a friend. His response: Thanks I hate it.
I thought I’d get a quiet boy that played piano or something. Instead I wound up with a real life Calvin, only his imaginary friend is Kirby. I wouldn’t have him any other way, though.
He also kind of looks like a porn actor for David Duchovny in the 90s.
At first I thought maybe they were making stop signs or some sort of road sign with the recycled metal. Glad to see the safety sandals are in use.
Do not do this. The lizard can shed its skin just fine in normal circumstances. Sometimes small pieces of its shed skin can get stuck on the tiny fingernails that you can assist with removing gently if it is needed, but mostly it’s hands off the lizard during shed time. If a lizard is unable to successfully shed its skin on its own, then seek an exotic pet vet.
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Someone call the arson investigator because that party is fire on purpose.
How adorable! Thank you for sharing
Go north
First idea would be to check a calendar to make sure Easter hadn’t passed already.
Belated but these are gorgeous. Had to order one. Thank you for sharing your creativity on Imgur
“Nah, I’m an accountant.”
I would upgrade my skin so it’s not so fucking itchy. All. The. Damned. Time. Or I suppose the penis route. Mine is detached.
My son can tell you what bacteria causes buboes and the relationship to their appearance in the bubonic plague. He cannot tell you if he had art or gym today. Same energy as Calvin has.
Everyone should be free to be who they are. It’s supposed to be freedom and justice for all. No conditions. Maybe one day we’ll get there. Until then, I hope you continue being yourself. Your eyeshadow is absolutely gorgeous.
Does the restaurant have a cow as a mascot?
I love these types of pranks. They’re harmless and silly. Not the “it’s just a prank bro” after hitting someone on the head with a 2x4 ones.
Freya is beautiful!
Or it could’ve just stayed as a really nice rock for little lizards to bask on.
I love listening to some of my coworkers for this reason. And then I come in and ruin things with “Y’all’d’ve done this…”
I still watch old Mr. Rogers episodes.
Egon. I asked my grandfather if I could marry Egon when I was a child. I was told no. I thought I was going to be doomed to be a spinster at the age of 5 and bawled.
Socks
And Austin!
It’s like Jerry Seinfeld and Max Headroom had a love child.
I can bring my own step ladder.
People are going to think you’re a person of ill-repute with your elbows exposed like that.
Sent it to a friend. His response: Thanks I hate it.
I thought I’d get a quiet boy that played piano or something. Instead I wound up with a real life Calvin, only his imaginary friend is Kirby. I wouldn’t have him any other way, though.
He also kind of looks like a porn actor for David Duchovny in the 90s.
At first I thought maybe they were making stop signs or some sort of road sign with the recycled metal. Glad to see the safety sandals are in use.
Do not do this. The lizard can shed its skin just fine in normal circumstances. Sometimes small pieces of its shed skin can get stuck on the tiny fingernails that you can assist with removing gently if it is needed, but mostly it’s hands off the lizard during shed time. If a lizard is unable to successfully shed its skin on its own, then seek an exotic pet vet.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcGxubDNmOTluejl4ZnYzemUwNWV5d2ltdjM3YTJmc2Y2OHplZzJxaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/14urMYvFxIKEms/giphy.mp4
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Someone call the arson investigator because that party is fire on purpose.
How adorable! Thank you for sharing
Go north
First idea would be to check a calendar to make sure Easter hadn’t passed already.
Belated but these are gorgeous. Had to order one. Thank you for sharing your creativity on Imgur
“Nah, I’m an accountant.”
I would upgrade my skin so it’s not so fucking itchy. All. The. Damned. Time. Or I suppose the penis route. Mine is detached.