RandomAccessMarshmallows

18285 pts · June 26, 2015


Resident gremlin/lurker that sometimes replies with gifs.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

My son can tell you what bacteria causes buboes and the relationship to their appearance in the bubonic plague. He cannot tell you if he had art or gym today. Same energy as Calvin has.

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Everyone should be free to be who they are. It’s supposed to be freedom and justice for all. No conditions. Maybe one day we’ll get there. Until then, I hope you continue being yourself. Your eyeshadow is absolutely gorgeous.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Does the restaurant have a cow as a mascot?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love these types of pranks. They’re harmless and silly. Not the “it’s just a prank bro” after hitting someone on the head with a 2x4 ones.

1 month ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 3

Freya is beautiful!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or it could’ve just stayed as a really nice rock for little lizards to bask on.

2 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 12

I love listening to some of my coworkers for this reason. And then I come in and ruin things with “Y’all’d’ve done this…”

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I still watch old Mr. Rogers episodes.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Egon. I asked my grandfather if I could marry Egon when I was a child. I was told no. I thought I was going to be doomed to be a spinster at the age of 5 and bawled.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Socks

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And Austin!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s like Jerry Seinfeld and Max Headroom had a love child.

3 months ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 0

I can bring my own step ladder.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People are going to think you’re a person of ill-repute with your elbows exposed like that.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sent it to a friend. His response: Thanks I hate it.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought I’d get a quiet boy that played piano or something. Instead I wound up with a real life Calvin, only his imaginary friend is Kirby. I wouldn’t have him any other way, though.

4 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

He also kind of looks like a porn actor for David Duchovny in the 90s.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought maybe they were making stop signs or some sort of road sign with the recycled metal. Glad to see the safety sandals are in use.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not do this. The lizard can shed its skin just fine in normal circumstances. Sometimes small pieces of its shed skin can get stuck on the tiny fingernails that you can assist with removing gently if it is needed, but mostly it’s hands off the lizard during shed time. If a lizard is unable to successfully shed its skin on its own, then seek an exotic pet vet.

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Someone call the arson investigator because that party is fire on purpose.

10 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

How adorable! Thank you for sharing

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go north

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

First idea would be to check a calendar to make sure Easter hadn’t passed already.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Belated but these are gorgeous. Had to order one. Thank you for sharing your creativity on Imgur

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Nah, I’m an accountant.”

11 months ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 4

I would upgrade my skin so it’s not so fucking itchy. All. The. Damned. Time. Or I suppose the penis route. Mine is detached.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0