Randazzo

168327 pts ยท June 25, 2016


I tried posting OC, but it got downvoted. I became a cynical, smartass commenter, and now I am Glorious. I think what you petty, small, jealous twats did to LindaDee was fucking awful. Get this to the front page and I'll give you one upvote. @IGiveBananaStickersForGoodComments gave me this: https://i.imgur.com/A1VDQIv.mp4

NGL bro, if someone offered me 80k a year to stand around in airports, I'd probably take it

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude stands like a lady

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 OG Saint's Row

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and I miss him.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last time I texted this to a friend he was dying and was gone two weeks later.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, look in the bad replies to this comment.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am -shocked- to find this isn't the top comment

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Whoosh. Unsurprising.

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh no, a sharply worded letter. DO SOMETHING.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, he aged a lot since he went to space.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did it feel for you?

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Regular churches run the same scam, peddling false hope with thoughts and prayers. God simultaneously has a plan for everything but prayer can save you. Sound stupid? Well you simply cannot understand the mysterious ways of our imaginary deity.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I get a kick out of all the screeching revisionists popping out of the woodwork. The Chuck Norris meme came about because for a VERY long time he defined being a bad ass, like it or not. Trying to pretend otherwise because you're mad he turned out MAGA is just copium. Sure he died a piece of shit, but that's not at all how the memes started.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Sorry but that's horse shit. Trying to revise history because you don't like what he became is silly.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost like the F-35 is a POS.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

I forgot he died.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Racoon (City) Police Department, from Resident Evil.

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Well played.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic Torpedoes, always relevant

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I forgot how hot Megan Fox used to be

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's sorta what got him in trouble this time too

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just imagine how far down the rabbit hole of madness we must be for MTG to be the voice of reason.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just Ava Crowder

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Say it ain't so, Sir Bowen

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same way it's good and moral when God murders the first born children of an entire nation. What a great guy.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That seems awkward

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So you assemble the clones as if they were droids.....curious

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that Russian girl for no other reasons than she's tall, brunette, and dancing

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck was that, Carl?

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